A lizard reading a grimoire

people of #wulferhampton after a successful summoning of you-know-who a couple of days ago, what fell creature would you like summoned into your midst today 🤣?

Still? I recall it being that way in the '90s.

Hello Nelli😀

Hello Kaci 😀

Morning Holiness, morning all 😁

An enraged biologist speaks! 😄

Intensely irritating when that happens.

I imagine not as they would have spoken Latin or maybe greek 😉

A bold claim, I will look into the ancient Roman pie question tomorrow

😃lucky for Tesco's

🤣 quite possibly not, I hope your cousin and his friends never demanded to know what you'd done with it 😬

If I didn't then I certainly should have said edible filling

😃 exactly YD can you imagine wandering in down to the far south west and demanding to sample one of their traditional Cornish pies?!

🤣 The inclusion of marzipan excludes stollen from the set of all foodstuffs.... Don't eat things that smell like cyanide!

🤔 hmmm accepting the etymology , I would still say that relegated pasties to the level of primitive or proto-pies, whereas your modern or true pie is baked in a dish and has a well-defined structure as opposed to some rough pastry sack.

Fair,

But could taxonomists be reasonably considered to be part of the set of all set theorists?*

* I think I need a lie down

Science always wins in the end..."eppur si move"

What is required here are philosophers & set theorists.
Ask yourselves what characteristics should an object have to be included in 'the set of all pies'
It should have a base, side & lid made of pastry, enclosing an edible filling.

Pastys do not qualify.
Shepherd's & cottage 'pies' are misnomers

Right!

🤷not any that I know. Silverfish maybe?

Death on the Nile

Ha ha haha ha haha,I laugh at your idle threats. I have the book of names!!

All shall cower before the might of the lizard. 🦎🦎🦎

Hi Janice, are you feeling any better?

Afternoon Popetater and acolytes

But Ratty, we found this great old book in the embassy library:

The Faenomicon written by the mad Saxon W'lef al Hel'm.

It's got LOTS of names in it and now I, Rodd the illuminated and mighty control them ALL

Muahahahahahahahahaha

Meeeee?

Stir things up just because I was slightly bored????

No way. 😇

Ambassador is safer... diplomatic immunity innit 🤣

Reminds me of an ancient joke:

English guy in a restaurant in Paris experiences the inevitable fly in the soup. Calls the waiter and pointing says 'le mouche'

Waiter scornfully replies Non Monsieur, c'est LA mouche'.

Dinner replies: Fucking hell, you've got good eyesight!

This is my friend Ness. Ness is a youngling. Ness thinks cycling from Dieppe to Paris is a great activity for a holiday. Ness is odd.

Ness is doing this for a worthy cause.

GIVE NESS MONEY YOU BASTARDS!

When you pray for bad things to happen to other people it makes the baby jesus cry, you bad man*

*at least i THINK that's why he's crying, it could be tears of laughter at tottenham's league position 😉