life is so beautiful (just handed in my two weeks notice)

except pango. I will never like pango.

you either die hating an animal crossing villager or live long enough to find something charming about them

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

mario: well fox we did it we saved the galaxy

fox: yes mario, now i can focus on my new game releasing soon exclusively on the Nintendo Switch 2 system

mario: what

miyamoto: have you heard of pikmin

Eepy

can this be a solution?

game freak actually putting development time into a mainline game is a recession indicator

Three Pokemon plushies tucked into a comfy bed.

Inshallah they sleep okay

they call it switch 2 because you to have to switch 2 eating beans after buying it

only true lac heads know this

ice cream is so good when you don’t have a bitcj in your ear reminding you you’re lactose intolerant

they stole an hour from women

thank god it’s the last one in BC

whoever invented daylight savings deserves to be sent to the contraption

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

customer service so easily brings out the hateration in me it’s crazy

skytrain go brrr

Donald Trump is a child rapist

she was on Naxxramas, wasnt she

The simpler explanation isn't the U.S. men's hockey team are pawns allowing themselves to be used for Trump photo ops, it's that they're Trump supporters.

yeah I’m thinking we’re going to need the contraption™️ again

feel incredibly bad for all the heated rivalry girlies entering the hockey world rn thank fuck the pwhl is a thing and we’re not stuck with the nhl

entering a very pwhl time in my life rn

the state of the union? uhhhhh yeah I think it’s pretty bad dawg

“the time I got turned into a slime” “the time I got turned into a refrigerator” lmfao what is happening