Is Dick Cheney on here, where is his goofy little war mongering ass!!!!

It’s been exactly four years since the Ross Dress for Less on Hollywood and Western sold me a box of blackhead strips that contained: 0 blackhead strips; 1 pair of shit-in underwear

humpty dumpty had so much nut in him

Licking a Dr. Pepper flavored Lip Smacker from 1999 as a snack

I can throw a chicken finger 50 or 60 feet I bet

I can make so many cool noises

Eating Tums and fen-phen for breakfast

hell yes

My work is gonna pay $300 for a guy to do an exorcism to me on Skype