Delete your fucking X account. It's worthless and it funds one of the biggest bigots on the planet. Get the fuck off.
Posts by Jesse Dubé-Smith
Every time I read a piece about somebody with an “ai-assisted editing process” I feel like I’m watching someone trying to intellectualize a deliberate choice not to think or concentrate
Corrections An earlier version of this story said Bryce P. Tetraeder is the CEO of Global Tetrahedron. In fact, Ben Collins is the CEO, while Bryce P. Tetreader is the name of the fictional owner the company made up, and which it uses in various company communications. Apr 20, 2026 4:34 PM EDT
The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.
Get excited.
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Tim! Hire me! Canadian correspondant!!
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
Holy shit they fucking did it
Same.
I mean, of course that’s what happening. It’s been clear the whole time
Tim.
the good old days...
"Frustration with modern dating"
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"Unwillingness to interact with women who can say no"
I live near that street. Can't wait for them to close it off to cars in a couple weeks!
Paul Gosar'd in the motherfuckin paint
it also feels like it was written by AI
Today, Lauren Boebert really captured my thoughts about Bluesky circa April-May 2023: "Go to church. Find Jesus. Why is everybody so horny here?"
Lived my life
we did another NHL video last week... This time on NHL Central Scouting! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ9l...
Nice to see Primus back in the spotlight
Nothing makes sense