We should be allowed to download a *little bit of porn* on the Switch 2.

Joining the army to get my leg blown off by an Iranian IED to own the libs.

Hey maybe war with Iran will make adult swim good again

John Hinkley's music is like "what if Daniel Johnston tried to kill the president?"

So Catholics are like the only white people that can handle spice.
But the Protestant version is the swedes and their love of liquorice dipped in pool cleaner.

Thank God for all those right wing nutters for protecting our 2nd amendment right to be armed in the case of government overreach

Sabrina Carpenter is music for white girls who advertise that they're freaks in the sheets but in reality are very much not freaky at all.

Maybe male loneliness can be cured by dudes sharing and comparing their dick pics

Me when my wife walks by me in her booty shorts

HE WAS A WHITE MALE AGED 18-49, AND EVERYONE LISTENED TO HIM, NO MATTER DUMB THE IDEA! AND IN THIS HOUSE HE'S A HERO!

I'll be harder than your husband, to get along with.

"Join the #SubGenius so your parents have something to be more upset about than your gender"

Metal Gear Solid hits different once you realize Snake has been Dr. Hook and his Medicine Show this entire time.

You know in my heart of hearts I think concentration/death camps are bad and very much not good, but like if anyone should be put in one of them it's all those Secret lives of Mormon Wives people.

I think that if you want to make a dating app profile have to link your fanfiction.net account to it.

Motherly Love YouTube video by The Mothers of Invention - Topic

Happy Mother's Day to all you Mothers out there
youtu.be/1LeLaw4hKpg?...

American Pope named "Bob" #SubGenius

Instead of Millerite how about Miller Lite?

"Maybe that's all Harry Dubois is.
The evil that men do."

JD Vance killed the Pope because he wouldn't stop talking about his favorite MtG deck build.

Photoshopped image of Trump wearing Papal robes

Orange smoke rises from the White House...a new Pope has been selected.

Weirdo middle aged adult conversion that doesn't involve the possibility of sex is the true word of God.

If your reaction to a pun or a loss meme isn't immediately being angry with rage, it's not a good pun or loss meme

I've said it before and I'll say it again, but the mom from Home Movies is the western Misato.

My dog has begun the process of having her puppies, it's an all nighter for us, so some good vibes her way would be cool.

Don't cum, eat soup, Jesus!

Hey there's homies I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town.
My vibes are good.
My teeth are shiny.
I let all the girls know that I'm not very whiny.

One of the greatest examples of generational gaslighting was Cartoon Network convincing us millennials that Gundam Wing was good.