fellas you ever fuck up so bad you unite ireland

The DuoLingo owl with the message “you’ve reviewed all your mistakes!”

When my brain lets me go to sleep at 3am:

Screenshot of a Instagram story from dril, it's a block of kerrygold chedder with a knife beside it. The caption reads "this cheese is very good you gotta try this cheese"

fuck the irish dairy board have even gotten to dril

The BBC: Storm Agnes will respect the border

magpie looking towards the camera

birdposting

Bluesky expectations: perhaps this is the place for a fresh start, an end to looking at inane QTs and the same hackneyed memes. Utopia.

Bluesky reality: fuuuck, steveswfc96 is here!! (muted since 2019 for posting 48 consecutive tweets about Japanese wrestling)

That's me in the Examiner, mourning Irish Twitter:

www.irishexaminer.com/opinion/comm...

the blue sky / swallows twitter / and the day goes

poem.exe generated this, I'm not making it up

I've got a script to generate @poemexe.com poems repeatedly until it matches a pattern. here's one that mentions bluesky (kinda):

the blue sky
blooming
now spring arrives

yep I see a few mentions of "blue sky" in there!

not sure, it might have peaked around 32,000. the Mastodon one is now approaching 1,800. curious to see how far it goes here!

it'll post 5 times a day as before

good news, poem fans! poem.exe is now live on bsky

mostly there I think, just figuring out a good auth flow so I don't get any surprise logouts down the line

learning to make a bluesky bot using ruby's built-in http library because I love pain

Photo of my white lady arm displaying my Apple Watch, which is telling me I should stand up and move a little for one minute. Beneath my arm you can see my fluffy white cat Francie all curled up and blissfully asleep in my lap.

Why can’t this thing tell when I have a cat on my lap.

it's wild that this site makes you choose between "show me replies to people I don't follow" and "don't show me any replies"

I keep reading bsky like "oopsky" without the oo

a redbud tree with small pink leaves

closeup of small pink leaves

closeup of pink and green leaves

a large red gymea lily rising above green trees and plants

Flagstaff Gardens

a magpie standing in the grass with a bug in its mouth

a magpie running across a path

magpie watching

Two-Year-Old Kerryman Has Amazing Response To His New Tractor

My small nephew and niece down home in Kerry went naturally for 'Nan', though I see this small compatriot of mine was still a 'Nanny' man: youtu.be/ULaZ2I26pnc?...

The Yarra River, seen from under a bridge, with a low-flying bird in the distance.

The Yarra River at night, reflecting lights in various shades of yellow and red. There is an outdoor restaurant set up over the edge of the river. Behind it are Flinders Street Station and various tall city buildings.

Some shots I took along the Yarra tonight

Two Melbourne trams passing each other, blocking the view of Flinders Street Station

extremely melbourne photo of the day

david byrne wears big suits to hide all his snacks

I really need to try that (maybe skipping the visit to Ikea though)! I walked small parts of it before, back when I was commuting to Clifton Hill.

I'd say it's my favourite park for wandering through, there's always another turn to take

A large leaf-like plant dangling over the pathway

leaf

beep boop