Sure, AI may eventually cause the rise of the terminators, but one thing I’m grateful for is that now I’m assured I’ll be able to retire never having learned how to do Excel formulas.

JAWS (1975) It’s not worth fighting the crowds at the beach on the July 4 weekend.

My favorite in grad school was the Princetonian diner on Route 1

Dapper!

Darwin’s dramatically exhausted after 10 hours at daycare today

Well, I’m not supposed to touch them until they’re healed so we’ll have to see.

Things are healing really well, way less painful than I had anticipated. I go back in five weeks to have the starter posts replaced with shorter ones.

Monday thirst posts are a thing, yes?

Easter Bear

The Godfather(‘s) Pizza

Perfect batch of deviled eggs for Easter!

The great work begins!

Nipple 2 is now adorned

My day.

Enjoyed a matinee at the Guthrie Theatre with my friend Jay

I’m so terribly sorry to hear this! Many hugs!

New jeans and new kicks from Stitch Fix.

Made a drive up to Schmidt Music in Bloomington to pick out some things to test my repaired right hand.

I was a brave boy today

90%

Feeling cute at nap time

Went to the barber for the first time for professional beard trim and shaping. Super happy with the result, even though I’m a bit pink from the close shave. 🧔‍♂️

The assignment was “Slutty Weekend Daddy.”
How’d I do?

a close up of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie . ALT: a close up of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie .

I don’t think I’ve ever told anyone this, but when I was a little kid, like 6, I had a terrible fear that the mafia was going to abduct me. My parents let me watch shows I should not have seen.

Razor blade throat, blinding headache, and full body shakes and chills. I suppose it was too much to hope that I could get through the full winter without getting sick.

Cozy little dinner of leftovers from last night