You know what sounds goood? A hotdog with some relish and some banana peppers ontop with ketchup and mustard! 🤤🤤🤤

I am the luckiest guy on planet earth.

I have a legit question, why hasn’t congress legalized weed yet? I don’t use use at all but just think about the Tax money that could be coming in to pay off our national debt toward it.

K said she’s ready for a baby… 🥸

I trust your coffee is as strong as your to do list today..

Wild statement 😂

My brother went to jail today for 5 years for violating his probation.. I’m sad for him but I’m relieved he won’t treat my mom like shit anymore.

He’s a fucking weirdo.

Never in my wildest dreams would I ever think that a sitting United States president would beef with the Pope. In what timeline do we live in?

My steam deck crashed, it tried to update and bricked mid update, I created a new install however I lost all my progress with all my games .. they didn’t upload to the steam cloud .. 😭

K and I watched Artemis 2 re enter earth.. she kept hiding her eyes ..

Welcome home Artemis 2

Hell yeah dude I am so stoked for you!!

If you want another GOAT you gotta clone Me.

Hell yeah! I pulled your arm and said buy it or else!

Anyways who’s our 3rd??? 🥸

WRONG!!

Im not telling anybody shit anymore.

I am dad to Ks little girl, but I can’t wait to be a dad to my own kid. I want to kiss her stomach the whole time.

BATMAN! 🤓

Yall thought I was joking huh?

I never want to go a single day without K again.. no thank you reunited and it feels so good.

We’re all one big family! Group hug!! 💛

K called and said she misses me and wanted to come home early.. but the rebook fee was 200.00.. easiest 200 ever .. see you tomorrow princess. 💛

Happy Easter!!

Last night was the very first night I slept without K, she had to go home to Ukraine, there was a family death.. she’ll be back here on wed night .. I miss her terribly .. what do I do with myself until wed night?

They make a pickle cream cheese. From Einstein bagels .. so you know I had to try it

Thanks!!🤣

I had a pickle for breakfast.

🥒

My co worker makes her own pickles she calls them “farm house pickles” they are so fucking good, but .. 18.00 dollars a jar… 😢

🤗

The next person to send me an email that says “I hope this email finds you well”

I will call your mom and tell her she’s a ho. K thx bai

Plz stop sending me emails .. I currently have 1200 and counting I’m trying to get through them one by one.

I feel like I’m sinking .. 😭