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Posts by D'Archangel

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

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I count as one of my few virtues that I don't assume that being good at one thing makes me good at all things.

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I never get tired of your sensuous lines!

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Sexy lewd comic of lewd sexiness.

Panel one: Peach is eating out Rosalina, and Rosalina is fisting her hair and holding her close.

Panel two: close up of Rosalina's face, breathless and moaning Peach's name.

Panel three: close up of Rosalina's phone, with an article titled "sisters revealed" with Peach and Rosalina hugging.

Panel four: Rosalina glances over to her phone.

Panel five: Peach pulls away from Rosalina's pussy, face dripping, "Something wrong, Starshine?"

Panel six: Rosalina stares wide eyed at her phone. Sweet Home Alabama by Lynard Skynard plays faintly in the background.

Panel seven: Rosalina looks down at Peach, face red and sweating bullets, "N-no, please continue."

Sexy lewd comic of lewd sexiness. Panel one: Peach is eating out Rosalina, and Rosalina is fisting her hair and holding her close. Panel two: close up of Rosalina's face, breathless and moaning Peach's name. Panel three: close up of Rosalina's phone, with an article titled "sisters revealed" with Peach and Rosalina hugging. Panel four: Rosalina glances over to her phone. Panel five: Peach pulls away from Rosalina's pussy, face dripping, "Something wrong, Starshine?" Panel six: Rosalina stares wide eyed at her phone. Sweet Home Alabama by Lynard Skynard plays faintly in the background. Panel seven: Rosalina looks down at Peach, face red and sweating bullets, "N-no, please continue."

How about that new Mario movie, huh

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EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY.

Imagine what could be if these fucking men were actually held accountable. Imagine the opportunities open for people who could be even greater AND not fucking abusers. The bar is in hell and STILL women are not valued, are less than human. FUCK OFF IT IS 2026 GET RIGHT

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men can’t understand what it’s like for women to see story after story after story of women being victims of sexual violence in a culture where it’s routine; what it’s like to live in a world that is fundamentally hostile to our existence. it’s a wonder we leave the fucking house, let alone thrive.

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That blows. We need your help. And it can't feel good to not be able to really enjoy everyone's achievement with this hanging over it.

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Turns out my morale is at an all-time low. It's gonna take **so** much siscon.

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So I think this metaphor is very bad. If a test fails, you change the code. If statutory law produces a result inconsistent with existing case law, that doesn't mean it's the statute that's in error. In fact, the system will tolerate that kind of discrepancy for a long time.

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A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

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Do I?!

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Maybe not literally, but certainly as a generalization. Fake engagement is one of the principal use cases of generative AI. As someone who doesn't have a well-developed eye for visual media, I for one appreciate being told that something is decidedly fake. Even if I feel dumb for being fooled.

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<3

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Good news: those comments are also AI.

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I can't alt text all of this, but it's about insider trading running rampant in the WH and friends and family

I can't alt text all of this, but it's about insider trading running rampant in the WH and friends and family

This guy says what I've been trying to say, only he's better at laying it out. I know Hegseth profited *right before* things went sideways.

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The one part of this I will push back on is that no this is the free market this is how market economies operate and if you don't want people's lives to depend on insider trading betting on oil prices you need to not have a market economy

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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First of all, how fucking dare you.

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What I have frequently heard programmers say over the years:

(1996) "Lines of Code" is a terrible metric
(2006) "Lines of Code" is a terrible metric
(2016) "Lines of Code added" is a terrible metric
(2026) I have to use AI because it's the only way to meet my company's "Lines of Code added" quota

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Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-...

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One of the central structural tensions in indie tabletop RPG design is the tension between seeing, being, or fucking Some Kind of Creature.

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Does anyone need this Elon?

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Can I have a promise of a rested A-Train instead?

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Yeah, absolutely. This fails as satire because of Poe's law (NYT variant).

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The _Times_, istfg

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Someone (elsewhere) just gave me an example of sci-fi that isn't political, and, chat, I weep for literacy, I really do.

Because the example they gave me was - and I am absolutely serious here - Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Really.

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I believe it was Princess Donut who said, quote, "Carl, have you been sniffing glue?! You are boxers-deep in politics!" (_Bedlam_, chapter 4)

It's in the text. It's in the fucking text!!

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First of all, how dare you.

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(I'm an atheist, and **I** found Hegseth's rampantly anti-Christian "prayer" shocking.)

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