I'll take the GEP ammo for 2500.

I have been trying hard to get a good shot of a Calandra Lark at the steppe near Pinoso. This morning I got the best so far - a male in full song. Fantastic to watch in display flight too. #birds #birding #birdphotography #birdsseenin2026 #naturephotography

hate to be a doomsayer but idk how we wriggle out of this one

when the inevitable turn against american jewery occurs as a result of israel’s vile manipulation of the us government, i hope everyone remembers that i was a real mensch, and also that i’ve wanted to wipe israel off the map since i learned about “mowing the lawn” when i was a child

weezer joe biden feat. caleb, the notorious video about things i won't repeat here

remembering favorite memes

is there any other way to eat a block of raw tofu???? i aint sittin down for that shit, what am i, an animal?

America delenda est

(imagining a mayor even woker than karen bass) “no… no!!!”

hope this guy juzzes himself to the grave! thank you this is hilarious

The world if instead of oil companies dumping billions of dollars into petrochemical research and consequently developing plastics, science created the Self-Caramelizing Onion

oohh can you post it? this is at the intersection of two things i like (self-inflicted downfall of US global hegemony and Weird Jazz)

Hehehehehe

ME: Lenin once said,

GUY USING THIS WEBSITE PROPERLY:

there's nothing like a hogie roll that's easy to debone

making vegan cheesesteaks (good) but feeling particularly morose and oppressed by the turning wheel (bad)

Just had an epiphany so clear and precise that it sliced through my mind like a knife: AI slop generators are Videodrome from the Videodrome (1983).

😳

dude i really regret not getting the Impossible Hot Dogs at the supermarket this week

これが花ラッパをしない派の盗蜜🌸🍯
花の根元をハムハムして少し傷をつけ
そこから蜜を舐めているようです。
花はちぎらないので落としません。
このスズメだけでなく、他にも数羽このタイプがいました。
これからスズメ界のトレンドになるかも？
...🤔
#sparrow
#スズメ
#ソメイヨシノ

CEO: so that’s the AI plan. Any questions? There are no dumb questions

me: how about a waterslide called Count Drenchula’s revenge and it’s got blood in it?

sentient bat co-worker: *zoom reactions* 👍👍👍🩸🩸🩸

"it's crazy that people cite lung cancer fatalities as if smoking is bad- if anything, it's proof that you can make a product that will kill people and they'll keep buying it"

Head and neck and shoulders of a chicken-like bird with a crest. Its feathers are a delicate pattern of a thousand shades of brown.

Ruffed Grouse are such cool birds. They can be *right there* and still hard to see. It’s aways exciting when you catch a glimpse!
#birds 🌿

Middle America... welcome to the resistance…

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

Last year I rewatched Utena and drew this poster. And... I think it's time to show it?? 🤺

post from @jay.bsky.team Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code none of the replies are loading

yeah we can tell, jay

““I’m not worried about it,” Trump said. “You know what’s a war crime? Having a nuclear weapon, allowing a sick country with demented leadership to have a nuclear weapon — that’s a war crime.””

Wow! President Donald J. #Trump going HARD on #1 top US special ally, #Israel!

There’s a part of my heart where I’m really happy right now that these pesky delivery robots in the city are treated just as poorly at traffic lights as we pedestrians are.

What’s more: they depend on our help—which we’re allowed to withhold :D

idk, i just have following at the top, and am using the web client on mobile. I see “Feeds” in the flyout/drawer tho but my eyes just glaze over it