A screenshot of the user's phone shows 7 simultaneous severe weather alerts.

Not having a good time in KC right now.

The SPC is dropping a moderate risk for today.

But also, it was an AI image. Ofc it was "doctored".

This is one of the weirdest hook echoes that I've ever seen.

Johnson, KS; Miami, KS: At 826 PM CDT, a confirmed tornado was located near Spring Hill, moving east at 30 mph..

I'm just watching to see if this tornado will stay south of me as it crosses state line. We're definitely going to get the hail though.

Bruh Ottawa, Kansas is about to be hit by a tornado twice in the same day and the SPC didn't even have a high tornado risk for Kansas today.

The oil companies certainly like high gas prices because they're making more money. But sure "radical climate agenda" or whatever.

Is bro admitting that mothers are essentially slaves?

They wouldn't even need wishes of safety if they weren't being sent in the first place, Mark.

Chinese social media has been sharing memes of "Don Tzu", one of which says "If you don't know what you're doing, neither will your enemy".

Why is he asking that as if child-free by choice people don't want sterilization surgeries? Also it tracks that he doesn't know about tubal ligation or bilateral salpingectomy.

I really hope Mr. @pro__trading here bet money on it.

It's the "deleted" for me lmao.

Men sacrifice their future? Don't their lives only ever get better when they marry?

Meep

Hello fellow April Fools baby.

Can Kansas City borrow Mamdani for a day? Because holy shit we have potholes.

A picture of the case for a PlayStation 2 game named "Magical Pengel" about magical ink that could bring drawings to life. The game revolves around turn based combat between these drawings come to life.

I remember playing this game about drawing shitty doodle creatures and making them fight.

My cat experienced the sound of the house being pelted with hail for the first time last night and he uh did not like it.

Oh gee I sure do love getting tornado warnings just before midnight.

That bitch was very eager to spread around the "gas is below $3.00/gallon in 33 states" infographic last year. But now, all of a sudden we have to "sacrifice".

What the fuck?

My cat likes to push his mouse toys down the stairs.

If that was de-escalating then he did a terrible job.

That same professor also said that younger Iranians didn't quite understand the sheer hatred that their parents and grandparents had for the United States. Until the bombs dropped. And now they understand.

Not only was PizzaGate made up, but didn't the files have information that it was made up by Epstein?

God. Imagine even betting money on such a thing in the first place. And then, having the audacity to be angry that you couldn't profit off of someone dying. I have zero sympathy for those who partake in such depravity.

The fact that he equates being single and childless to "torment and oblivion" sounds like a personal problem that's not up to women to solve.

Me when Urbain sends out his Meganium and then Feraligater against a grass type pokemon.