RED ROOMS and MADS are superb. Also really liked UGLY STEPSISTER.

Kaiju (but make it haiku)

Four hundred feet high.
Your armed forces can't save you.
Down come skyscrapers.

A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Jackalwere. It is an anthropomorphic jackal swinging a bloody scimitar.

A pipe cleaner figure I built of a Jackalwere. It is an anthropomorphic jackal swinging a bloody cleaver.

JACKALWERES (Dungeons & Dragons)
Pipe cleaner figures
A favorite D&D monster of mine. I pitted a pair of them against the players Friday night. (Not part of the scripted adventure.)

Include fabric, plastic and paint. Each stands approximately 2" (5.08 cm) high.

#darkart #pipecleanerart #dnd #ttrpg

Hell, and let me be clear, yes.

Good one. Totally see why.

This was on my list- the original movie, that is. Which film did you see? I think the American remake (can't believe I'm about to type this) actually made for a better film.

It's one of the best slasher movies ever made until it isn't.

Lotta votes for HAUTE TENSION and if I hadn't seen I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE: DEJA VU, it would have gotten mine

"Least favorite"...? I give you carte blanche to detest this. 😉

...Oh, it's on Tubi? You can watch it for free? What could go wrong? Everything, actually

In solidarity with @cineblah.bsky.social, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE: DEJA VU.

A foul arduous eyesore that spits in the mouths of anyone standing in nigh-40 year-defense of the original ISOYG as more than mindless trash by dragging it to the depths of its remakes. Thanks for wasting our time, Meir Zarchi

Oh, it's 4/20; no wonder I just want to lie down and do fuck-all

What made ME tweak, during my driving days, were suburban fams posting blown-up glamour photos of their high school graduates at the ends of their driveways

WITH THEIR NAMES

For a subculture terrified of pedophiles, you sure seem okay showing random passers-by how attractive your teenager can look

This reminds me of when we were getting our car fixed and one of the mechanics warned against putting stick figure family decals on your car because "the pedophiles will follow you home"

The next episode in our DUNGEONS & DRAGONS STRANGER THINGS Hellfire Club saga is up now as a FREE READ on my Patreon! See photos of the pipe cleaner monsters I built for my friends to fight! Did I mention it's a free read? Join my Patreon today!

#darkart #pipecleanerart #dnd #strangerthings #ttrpg

Last night was DUNGEONS & DRAGONS; this morning was CARPETS & CAT TOYS

A bunch of my pipe cleaner miniatures cavort under a disco ball at The Boxed Yeti Inn. The minis include Pyramid Head, the Babadook, Skeletor, goblins, the various party members, and Mileena from MORTAL KOMBAT tending the bar. Each mini stands approximately 2" (5.08 cm) high.

It's a busy night at The Boxed Yeti Inn, which means another DUNGEONS & DRAGONS adventure is about to start! Hell yes!

#darkart #pipecleanerart #dnd #ttrpg #fantasy #silenthill2 #mortalkombat #skeletor #babadook

Yes, and their shitty lawyers shut down all "Wizarding World" events and screwed over many of my fellow artists- two of whom sold beautifully handcrafted wooden wands. So to hell with that boy wizard and the transphobic lamia that ersatzly wrote him. But enjoy your overpriced resin wands, tourists

"WE-DON'T-KNOW-HIM"

a group of young men are dancing in a park . one of the men is wearing glasses and a hoodie . ALT: a group of young men are dancing in a park . one of the men is wearing glasses and a hoodie .

😂🤘

Now and again @miserelovesco.bsky.social will pop my back and what most believe is mere crepitus is in fact is the line "It's sayonara in two microseconds" from TITANIC inexorably ascending my spinal cord to lay eggs in my brain. Popping my back knocks it back down to V. 33. Incurable but treatable.

Failure to claim the coveted Nestlé Smarties Book Prize is the real reason Hemingway shot himself

Failing to nab the coveted Shorty is the real reason Hemingway shot himself

FiFtY sHaDeS oF gReY iS tHe bEsT bOoK of aLL TiMe

Hey: can I maintain a debonair and dashing air if I continue calling her "Transphobic Dross"? How about "Life-Wrecking Asshole"...?

Hey, I won't lose my membership to the Cool Kids Club if I keep referring to her as "Dollar Tree Tolkien", will I?

What about "TERFy Pratchett"? "Motherfucker Goose"?

MeDiOcRe wRiTiNg dOeS nOt pRoDuCe tOp-SeLLiNg wOrK

All six books in the TWILIGHT series by Stephenie Meyer

Ahem.

💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀

"GUT FLING"
PERP: Armadon
GAME: Primal Rage (1994)
CW: missing animation frames

Taking a break from SamSho to revisit Primal Rage, which I feel didn't get enough love back in its day. I remember being horrified when I first saw Armadon bust this.

Gil-Monster's Rating: 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

CRAWL did this premise before, and better.

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you: digger, listener, runner, Prince with the Swift Warning. Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed."