I'm so glad we watered down green transition goals because a wolf ate Ursula von der Leyen's pony.

This is a serious place of serious business

There's a specific tone of cheer when a guy and his bros realize a complicated low-stakes scheme is going to work. It's the sound of dudes rocking and it's the most beautiful sound in the world.

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Majima Construction Poster

Everyday here is an OSHA Inspector's nightmare

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right.

Always keep the chamber loaded.

the Unibomber shack

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

I am enjoying the video game ass loot drops, only a matter of time until someone starts farming these guys to complete his coin collection

Reminder that almost a quarter century ago, Schumer voted for the Hague Invasion Act, declaring that the US would militarily invade the Hague were it ever to be prosecuted by ICC for war crimes.

Biden did too, it was an overwhelmingly bipartisan agreement to be unaccountable to international law.

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who did this

ah shit, I had swapped lambda and coreweave around to make the diagram more sane and forgot to move the super micro funding arrow from coreweave to lambda. fixed

I love aborted gf but I love aborted horse more

Reddit post from r/juggalo r/juggalo u/BUTTERS-STOTCH_X • 6d •* I'm no longer a juggalette and I regret being one.... (READ MORE!!) Discussion Cuz I know who I really I am, I wasnt a happy juggalette.. I am now a juggalo!!!! WOOHOO TRANNSALO GO BRRR

Whoop whoop 🙌

you can’t make “Bond but he’s not British and he’s a little fruity with it” because that already exists and it’s called The Man From Uncle

Most intense TNG Wesley Crusher episode: every member of the crew gets addicted to balatro and he has to make them stop

Average DS9 Jake Sisko episode: Jake goes to work in a field hospital on the frontline and gets shelled, shot at, and generally traumatised

Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.

You aim your gun at me when you see my holster
But it is too late
I have already pulled out the rat I keep in there

I still don’t know how to be “good” at sex… I just put my lil man in and spam random shit and she cums, often multiple times 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Going to become a high-G individual

7 panel comic P1: the exterior of a 711 style store, only the logo are two Ms P2: a low angle of a big oiled up shirtless guy in underpants brandishing a pistolming left hand. A big ol' smile on his face P3: POV switches the the poor store clerk behind the counter, hands up. A white cat slees happily atop the counter P4: the clerk pushes a button the till P5: the till drawer opens to display a whole pilenof lovely green cash money P6: Unimpressed, the oily guy holds up his right hand, shaking back & forth P7: The exterior of the store again, as the oily guy walks away with the cat cradled in his arms

they actually very much are not. cheering someone facing vigilante justice in the face of a fraying (if not entirely shredded) social contract is actually quite different than discussing when and whether the state’s monopoly violence extends to killing its prisoners

a guy on a motorcycle with 2 30 can cases of pbr on his lap

a sticker on the back of the bike that says "transphobe extermination squad"

dudes rock