So lovely to see you back!! How’s the conservatory plans going?

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Oh, there you all are!

Hottest day of the year, but the grandchildren have insisted on watching Muppet Christmas Carol…

Happy Father’s Day to the shitting flatulent lazy alcoholic shirt wearing dads only today 👍

Socialising with neighbours…

Bought a new thesaurus today. It is good.

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Really enjoyed Department Q. Matthew VERY Goode.

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Youngest home from uni for summer

Just texted with two thumbs like some sort of teenager or something.

Stew does look like Gripper Stebson there.

Gordon Burns

A Happy Birthday to Gordon Burns who has a Krypton Factor of 83 today. 😀

Matthew Goode’s good.

It’s still just ever so sad.

Makes @herring1967.bsky.social ‘s puppet a little less scary.

Pee Wee's Sly Stone Musical Tribute YouTube video by Anthony Orlow

I can’t think of Sly and the Family Stone without thinking of this. Sorry.

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Happy Birthday to the woman who never ages!

Already follow Glen but have added glennyrodge. Thank you.

Aha - already done 😂

Yay! Already following you, pal!

Completely forgot about Bluesky and Twitter timeline is so not what I signed up for. Any suggestions of comedy/funny people on here greatly appreciated. Ta

Does 'heinous' rhyme with 'penis' or 'anus'? To win a prize, send your one word answer to Piers Morgan. Good luck!

Anyway, The New Sofa is the best Royle Family Christmas episode. Bar none.
Courtenay steals the show.

☺️

Only 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas

It’s Black Friday eve not Black Friday Steve

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the lovely @beckyjnorfolk.bsky.social 🎈🎈🎈

Sadly, no The Beatles on this occasion but it was a pretty good REM tribute band.