This is why they want us talking about day care scams.

AI prevalence is going to destroy the core products of all of the companies pushing it and that is pretty funny. The question remains, however. How much more of the economy can we jam in there first?

I think the world is ready for a competitive pooping league

the ego you’d need to imagine you’re the first guy asking these questions just because you’re the richest guy asking them. i dunno mate why don’t you google it

Hooking up my toilet to the hot water line. I want that bowl boiling

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

I am

If you brought a medieval peasant to a modern grocery store they would be so freaked out and confused until they found the rotisserie chicken machine and then they would have something to anchor their understanding. They would be so comforted by that machine.

Are you actually looking at any of this or do you have a team of professional remoras doing this on your behalf? You have to answer one way or the other.

He is a Bulk or a Skull at best. No prowess has yet been expressed

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Yoda’s last name is “Johnson”

I don’t fear poop, in fact, I laugh at it.

JF’s audio doubled and Stefan can’t stay on topic, typical

'My opponent is a fascist who cares more about terrorizing minorities than helping you' has the benefits of being a) accurate in most cases of D v. R; b) pithy; and c) urgent

when the situation on the ground has degraded to such a point that even a loathsome dick head who everyone hates can't walk down the street without losing a fight he started, the government must ensure the safety of its citizens by releasing truckloads of anonymous armed goons, accountable to no one

when you put on Havel’s armor and try to roll

I can FINALLY announce: I, along with co-host Alana Hope Levinson, am launching a history/crime/comedy podcast August 14th with @headgum.com & Higher Ground Audio, called "THE OUTFIT," where each week, I will tell you a different MAFIA/MOB/ORGANIZED CRIME story which explains America. CAPICHE

[democrat does one curl for an instagram pic] that oughta do it.

If you take an objective look at the trajectory of politics in America over the past few decades then Hunter Biden as president is one of the more logical destinations

Here for this on the man side. My dad came from a line of human badgers. Wide backs and deep tunnels best I can do for anyone

Worth a watch:

Head of Signal, Meredith Whittaker, on so-called "agentic AI" and the difference between how it's described in the marketing and what access and control it would actually require to work as advertised.

i think if you post like "oh FUCK" or "well shit. this is it" when you're just watching wrestling or baseball or whatever you should say you're just watching tv. 50000 bad things are happening at once and you're flipping out because someone did the diamond cutter

I would cry if I met Cowboy

Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.

the way the ice cream appears to kind of lie along the curve of the bowl reminds me of another picture you posted once

Trump's US Attorney in DC, Ed Martin, has been making it a thing to send threatening letters to anyone Trump wants threatened: Georgetown, medical journals, congressmen who criticize him. But I realized I could send Ed Martin a letter, too! So here is the letter I am sending Ed Martin tomorrow: