ritualizing cannabis a belated 4.20 rumination

made a belated 4/20 post on substack

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dude i’d do anything for those stickers

the heart wants what the heart wants

i may have been possessed by this imp when i made that post whos to say

🥺🥹

ok how much for a set of leeches tho khosh i love these

playing w colors ft. #verbie ✦ #helluvaboss

✨GET A TASTE ✨
I don’t know, I think he likes the taste of himself.
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#helluvaboss #stolas #HelluvaBossFanart

i miss him. i wanna hold him. come here ten foot tall owl demon, let daddy hold you and love you and eat you out

stolas just needs to be held goddammit

LOOK AT THOSE BIG OL HOOTERS BLITZ IS GONNA EAT GOOD

Digital colored sketch of Blitz holding a knife to an eggplant that’s been tied to a fence with chains, as Stolas sits on the ground and watches with a teary smile. Two other eggplants are tied to the fence as well, and they look a little beaten up (by Blitz of course). There’s a video camera on a tripod recording Blitz’s very important interrogation; he’s saying, “Why won’t your siblings GROW for my bird, huh? Ya not-so-little grocery store bastards…” Stolas has his tail loosely curled around a pot with a wilted eggplant plant in it; the pot was decorated by Blitz with a horse and moon doodle, as well as “STOLS” written on it. Stolas’ eyeliner is running from him being upset over his failed eggplant attempt, and he has a couple bandaids on from gardening work. He’s wearing pink short overalls and a purple t-shirt, while Blitz is wearing purple biker shorts and a blue t-shirt that’s been tied up.

thank you to @khosh3kh.bsky.social for comm’ing a stolitz surprise!! the emoji prompt was 🍆🎥⛓️‍💥

blitz is not above holding an eggplant interrogation when his birdboyfriend’s attempt at growing his own doesn’t pan out as well as he’d hoped

#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #HCreates 🌱

IM SCREEEEAMIMF THIS IS SO CUTE

A baby

what if we see stolas in the trailer

we have to right

i’m gonna cry and scream

i conveniently forget how lactose intolerant i am until after i’ve consumed heavy dairy

and now it’s time to sit in my car to charge my phone & myself (w weed & food) on my break

oh also it’s been 80 fucking degrees inside my apartment for the past 3 days and i’m gonna fucking suffocate

i know like most of the planets are in aries rn & this weekend is supposed to be hell on earth but ACTUALLY CAN WE NOT? i’m already so fucking tired 😭😭 i don’t wanna be in a bad mood but when everyone’s taking their shit out on me i just wanna curl in a corner and cry

Blitzø on the phone, mischief in his eye.

Cherri Bomb having a blast. *Ba-dum PSH!*

Can they be friends, please? 😍🦎💣

Blitzø: Wanna hang out?
Cherri: Bitch, I'm at ur apt! LFG!!!

HAHAHA i bought them for my vampire themed birthday party and we had so many extra, i just carry them around & give them to people now 😂

i am Prepared for almost anything

a spread of what is in seb’s bag across a couch cushion, from the left over: a half-full core water bottle, a lay flat notebook covered in stickers (mostly stolitz, but also a cthulhu and holographic pierced tongue made by the bag owner), a ziploc bag full of glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth, a goodrx card, a small rectangular bottle of ‘Angel Dust’ perfume from madlabs, a name tag, a small spiral notebooks with flying sharks on the front, a crumpled up but unopened fruit by the foot, a dark mystical patterned eyeglasses case acting as a pencil case, a blitz chupracadupra keychain that has fallen off the original chain and has a broken string that once held it on the bag again, two satin scrunchies still holding on to their packaging for dear life, an envelope full of various papers from important paystubs to high school theatre programs, two sticky notes with fuck ass flower creatures on them, two bottles of PRN medications, a charging block, a knee brace, deodorant, a candle and skin care product i snagged to sample from work, a tin of icebreakers, a pen shaped like a bloody knife, back up skullcandy headphones, IMP gud job badge, a stack of old shelf tags, a hurraw chapstick, a bottle of hand sanitizer two packets of franks red hot, dayquil, pain relief pill samples, my starry night wallet, a game of Flip 7, and a sticker from Deer

a square brown bag with two looped handles as well as a crossbody strap, it has a front back that has a white design printed on it — the design is three mushrooms with cute little twinkles around them. the bag also has keychains hanging on both sides

a closer look at the three keychains on one side of the bag — one is a mothman design with his wings and feet outstretched and a little blush on his cheeks, the next is a Barbie Wire keychain from Shark Robot, and the last is the Stolas jelly sandwiches keychain from Shark Robot

a closer look at the other keychains: one is the recent Stolas PRI(DEMON)tH pride design featuring Stolas cutie heart shaped glasses and sporting a green crop top with a heart cut out on his chest, the next is a small plush venus flytrap like plant that greatly resembles Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors, and the last is another Shark Robot design, Blitz and Moxxie in drag where Blitz is spraying Moxxie with the piss bottle. There are also two little white cat paws peeking from the right edge of the photo.

i emptied my bag and did not find my vape - but it did appear magically under my bed so that was nice. if anyone is morbidly curious, here’s what’s in (& on) my bag: [more in alt txt]

Saw this template on twt

i need blitz doin the kitty stink face

uhh i’d like to add smt to the Imps Are Cats column

imagine blitz hitting the flehmen response — stolas worried blitz can smell how turned on he is, turning to see blitz standing there w his lips curled back & mouth hanging open

THEN slowly smirking once his Scent Analysis is done

my roommate has never seen euphoria but she has decided to watch the first ep of season 3 with me — what a wild time to jump in

Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss sneers at Moxxie, getting up in face. "Of course you have white hair and trauma," he says.

PLS. PLS GOD HALI I LOVE THIS CONCEPT.

i thot the peak was stolitz falling asleep w blitz’s fingers in stolas’ pussy but stolitz falling asleep w blitz’s tongue in stolas’ pussy is even better

a snake's first steps how are we nourishing our magic in 2026?

well, i started a substack if anyone is interested in witchier content, thoughts, and stories

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