I'd argue that AUKUS has less social licence than the NDIS, but hey, what do I know, let them eat cake 2026 #auspol

Not the biggest story in the world at the moment, but everything about the AFL's duty of care to their players and employees is an absolute joke

I mean sure, it tracks that this timeline a former superpower will declare war on the Vatican 🤮

How can he say he's blockading the Strait of Iran already was?

I know you are I said you are but what am I vibes. With Tomahawk missiles and nukes 🤮

I have Closer in my streaming longlist as well. Thank goodness she didn't get typecast by Star Wars 😍

My choice for Netflix tonight. Black Swan. It was either this or Mulholland Drive, and I can catch that later in the weekend.

Kenai Fjords, Alaska, USA 🇺🇸

Just think it’s dumb af to have to go to work when the President of the United States says shit like that

I don’t want to post through this and I guess I still have shit to do but I am tired of people in power being selective over which of his dumb shit posts are policy and which are just posts, his ravings have ruined us already, his cronies have robbed us blind, how many does he have to kill, man

So, if it's been ordered in Iran, the bombers would likely have left the country very early this morning with orders and bombs in hand. The theory is that bombers can be recalled, but everywhere else along the continuum of President-to-troops orders, it's not challengable.

You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there.

Yeah I don’t know about any of you but it is actually a little hard to focus at the moment

I wonder if Mike Johnson has any opinion on what his boss has been writing these last few days 🤔

Going to play tourist in Budapest when he should be talking his boss and the Pentagon off the edge back home 🙄

With the time zones and all, I'll be starting my day at work tomorrow when it looks like Armageddon will begin. I've gotta do the regular commute and everything 🤔

Jealous

All the economists and political commentators I’ve watched are all saying that a global depression is on the horizon and that the global order has forever changed. I’ve tried to explain this to my young normie coworkers and they all look at me like I’m the crazy old lady conspiracy theorist.

Seriously, what the fuck is this.

This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.

Persia has been around for two and a half thousand years, and Iran has over 90 million people. Whatever happens to this particular government, its civilisation isn't going anywhere.

"Donald Trump goes berserk"

Ch7 Perth's headline for their 6pm news

When you've lost SevenWest, you've lost Australia, mate

Little guardian of Merri Creek this morning.

@dennisgoris.bsky.social

FIFA Peace Prize working out really well, Gianni 🧨🧨🧨

Sorry I'm late. There was an online form and I had to scroll to my birth year.

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

a cartoon of homer simpson in a control room with a fire extinguisher on the wall ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson in a control room with a fire extinguisher on the wall

Power Plant Day

🇭🇺 At Orbán's election rally, people chant "Ruszkik haza," meaning "Russians, go home."

"Ruszkik haza" is the slogan of the 1956 Hungarian uprising against Soviet troops.

Donald J. Trump * + @realDonaldTrump Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP 2.15k ReTruths 8.34k Likes 4/5/26, 6:03 AM

Every single person who allows this late-stage dementia-addled man to continue in office for a single additional minute belongs in The Hague.

His latest meltdown about Hormuz would be funny if hundreds of Iranians, Lebanese, and Palestinians weren't dying because of it and the rest of the Middle East wasn't completely upended from a month ago 😕