Michael Brennan went tarps off for a shot at the Zurich Open in New Orleans then…
OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA

we need a president who makes a giant feast with billions of pounds of food piled up on the national mall and invites the entire country to come eat it and some people do but most of it goes rancid and there are entire families of raccoons that live in tunnels inside of it

Comparison between a regular T-pose as used for other characters and Yoshi's unique pose [Mario stands in a T-pose, Yoshi has an odd satisfied expression with nearly closed eyes] Source: lemurboy12, models.spriters-resource.com/gamecube/ssbm/asset/296038

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, all fighters' default poses are a standard T-pose with arms out and open eyes, except for Yoshi. He has a unique default pose that gives him lowered eyelids that result in a smug or satisfied expression.

I distinctly remember playing the first Sims on my father's computer. A piece of furniture caught fire and I didn't recognize it as fire. I thought it was some kind of undulating amber castle and was very confused when it spread. Then the Grim Reaper appeared and it was too scary for me to continue.

You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

Alfred Kubin, 'The Creature from Mars,' 1906

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 14

As a former StoryCorps facilitator, this is fucking disgusting.

End the project already, Dave.

You created a good model: you encouraged people to sit and do oral history for 20 yrs.

Turning StoryCorps into a surveillance capitalism nightmare is not worth the money to keep the project going.

i come and go on here

jjust popped into my head!

*trump voice*

i cover my mouth while i chew and shake my head "no" in disbelief, closing my eyes, putting one finger up with my other hand to make everyone wait until i can speak and then utter a single "wow"

my cats started sumo wrestling recently and both of them are bugging me to buy or make them a "muwashi". they say our whole apartment is their "heya" and that the living room is their "doyo". they are also asking to be fed an all "chanko" diet from now on . Give me a break!

it eats you. you get revived after you die, but you're still in its stomach.

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

First day as an infrastructure engineer at Bluesky. They let me put a piece of bologna in the CD drive and nothing bad has happened so far

people looking on as a man making a face as an excited ape might holds a ruler flat on a counter next to a soda bottle filled with red liquid is sitting, upside down, on top of 20 poker chips. The word "Normal" is superimposed over the top of his head and a play button is also superimposed in the middle of the image.

! Forbidden

This one's educational!

Scorned wife: why, I bet you’d sell a kiss itself if you could wrap it in foil and put a price tag on it

Milton Hershey:

An arch- shaped relief red serpentine creature has a big hook caught in its mouth, the background has a shoal of fish swimming. On the border of the wood base there is embedded fishing lures, with a colorful string tied to the hook running through them.

An anthro dog with a black jumpsuit/ruff collar feeds a large dog inspired creature a mango. The dog has two gold collars and gold bangles on its tail, a banana-like creature is at the tip of its tail. Birds and snakes in trees share fruit in the background

A sculpture relief of a small blue demon holding a yellow pepper jumps out of the mouth of red a black cat, flames pouring out of its mouth behind it

A sculpture relief of a longnecked white bird looking out a blue window, talking to a little red and blue bird on its right. On the pink background are green vines, with various clay birds perching upon them

Hi there, my name is Lonnie Garcia! Happy #portfolioday !
I am a transgender Chicano artist that is pivoting towards clay work inspired by Mexican ceramics, medieval illumination, and alebrijes, if you want something funky and different for your project, hit me up!
contact: lonniegart@gmail.com

Wayne D. Barlowe

Wayne D. Barlowe

Fred Flintstone yelling at Wilma. "Boy! I'd like to get the scissors and make a MAN of him!" He says as she rolls her eyes

This was the day after they invented circumcisions and Fred was obsessed with the idea

Cybertruck with a gross “Toyota” camo skin

Latest vibe shift indicator is that even cybertruck owners are ashamed to drive a Tesla

This does feel like the logical end of the train that's seen tech companies handing money around to each other to create the illusion of profit. Remove people from the equation entirely, and it's just computers paying each other to keep the markets afloat.

an extremely large phantom of a bird swooped down and took me into the sky with spectral talons. and you know what? I'm here for it