People are all like; "AI is going to take over our jobs" and radio DJs are all; "didn't that already happen?"

It's Easter, so I'm watching Dogma.

Shit. I'm out of thyme.

It may be cold, but this sun is good for the soul while you're driving around

I don't understand why people can't just stay in their lane. You're not going fast enough to be in the passing lane, so let trans people do their thing and get out of the way... it has nothing to do with you.

Well... those are some world cup upsets... oh boy.

Someone remind me later that I have a Mid-Day Square in my backpack.

Are we not done with these cookie notices yet?

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All of the hair on the human body only weighs about 150 grams, in case you were thinking about shaving off all your hair to lose weight.

Freshly cleaned teeth means all these new pockets are open to hold chunks of food for later. I'm an uncomfortable hamster.

As long as you return it when you're done.

There's always that one goose who ends up with like 27 goslings and it's like welp this is my life now.

Not to be confused with Transverse Miley Cyrus

You know what's fun to say? transverse myelitis

I only know one other guy who uses Ghost, but only for his site not a newsletter. Looking into the docs, looks like maybe the email process is using up every resource on the server. Do you host it with them or on your own? Maybe scheduling the send changes the pipeline instead of manually sending?

When you send the newsletter is it linking assets back to the site and crushing it with love (aka; traffic)?

Love the chicken lady profile photo, Matt. ❤️

Yeah, but so what, everybody's weird.

Safety second.

Remember Frank's 2000 inch TV?

Due to a downloading error I just watched an Incan documentary instead of an episode of the new Tracy Morgan show. The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins vs The Incas - The Rise and Fall

And then all of the avocados were ready at the same time.

We've reached the point in January where my three-lane street is now two lanes because everyone's driveways have extended out to the middle of the road cuz that's how far the plows plow.

Just perused through the catalogue, I can still sing every word of Stutter but Wonderful was my jam!

Yeah, in November. It was great, saw them there the year before as well.

More Low in the G-spot!

Does the mail work again? Do I put this cheque in the mail or suffer the $50 wire transfer cost?

Upper echelon fart sounds are now in your grasp.

What the fuck is the Internet?