If you didn’t tweak my nip then why is it sodden?

Brand new restaurant 14th April - blasting you with frozen from Japan. Don’t stop! Chomp big time

It’s a good idea

Reasonable price

Pure of Fish (Facebook logo F) twitter handle: Pure of Ofishall

(Battered sausage..£3.50?)
(Battered cod - £seven pound!)
(Regular chips, £2.50)
(Large chips: £3.50)
(Pukka pie - available at £3:50 while stocks last)
(Scampi £10)

Sauce
Curry sauce - 75p
Vinegar chup - 50p
Regular chup - £1

A champion of the people being stalked by a rotten egg-chomping goblin

A study of my experience collecting bugbeans. Caught wind of a potential goldmine - turned out to just be a goblin who was after my eggs. Bloody rotten. #BadExperience #art #Goblin #WelcomeToTheJungle

New to this realm, let me know if you’re into:

📜 Court intrigue
📜 Words from the grapevine
📜 Whispers at the rumour mill
📜 Puzzle masters
📜 Forbidden scrolls
📜 Clandestine gatherings
📜 Loose flowing robes
📜 Silk
📜 Silk worms (important)
📜 Rats wearing berets
📜 Masquerade balls

#Promosky

Seems nowadays, everyone’s looking for the next BIG idea. Look no further. In a word?

Microtrash.

Tiny little bits of garbage you can stuff into every crack and crevice of your house. Fill every nook and each of your crannies with lovely bits of half-eaten cheese and emulsified bin juice.

#Future

Sitting here, absolutely DISGUSTED at the fact that you’ve all had a shit today

100% - I was told bullfrogs were small silent little critters but in actual fact they’re massive slimy warthog amphibians that screech when they want a shag

#WhenWillTheLyingStop

Greedy animal mysteries #76

Hedgehogs. What they hogging in that hedge??

Slugs are on their way
Through the muddy rain decay
Just to steal your bile

#Haiku #Poetry

Convinced my goldfish and a team of slugs to join a synchronized swimming team. Pretty sure we're going to nationals.