"My body is <age> and was the entire time" is very funny and being added to my vernacular immediately

FREE HIM

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

This is your fault.

'knee walkers' feels like an enemy type

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#TwoPointMuseum intercom lady:

In Nara, Japan, sika deer roam freely among cherry blossoms, creating a breathtaking scene each spring. These sacred creatures enjoy the beauty of hanami season too.

If there's one thing god-made at a Dairy Queen, it's the honey mustard that they give with with the chicken tenders. It's, as the Youths say, sheeeeeesh

"Big words coming from someone who talks about shuttleing cocks all day"

probably the funniest twitter image that has ever existed.

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That mission was the longest hour of my life I swear

The DLC was so good that I was actually pissed off it wasn't just part of the game the whole time. Instead we got those hiso hiso alien bitches as an adult for a defunct mobile game

⬆️TIM

TIMM WILL RISE

Spiritfarer for 5 bucks is awesome. Everyone get it and have a good cathartic cry

It's the same with music and books too - as soon as you learn it's AI, it immediately devalues the product. It feels like you've been tricked, scammed, like you're getting the cheapest possible knockoff. No one wants a product that no one made.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

i refuse to give in to despair but i will give in to gluttony or like revenge maybe even horny

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Playing Yakuza and only playing the story missions when you run out of side quests

why u mad

just two monks and a dream

Steam review comment with Daffy Duck "screwball" image superimposed over the doofus's profile pic. "Don't listen to Flimsy.exe. They have a plethora of licensed tables using real artists' work. They also use AI art in some tables, yes. But they still make the licensed tables! So don't be a rAIcist and hate everything because some part of it has AI in it. You're basically sh*tting on entire team of people because you're a cry baby about a few tables that they put AI artwork into. Just cruel, really."

I left a bad review on a free-to-play pinball game because they clearly used AI art and the dev acknowledged and defended it, and I then got the single funniest response I've ever received to any review ever.

I've never received a hate comment before, are they supposed to make you laugh this much?

Screenshot of thriftbooks website, showing that 1984 by George Orwell is currently unavailable as a used paperback copy, with 1649 people interesting, while they typically receive 855 copies a month. This screenshot was taken 1/18/25.

George Orwell's 1984 has twice the amount of people waiting for it than copies they receive of it. They get ~30 copies of this book in every day and the demand only continues to rise.

Used paperback editions of a book often taught in schools and published 75 years ago is currently backordered.

JUMPSCARE: A MAN!

Okay but the new Sega Football Club having a 17% in one day on Steam for being "overwhelmingly gatcha" is hilarious though

"old woman" weapon from worms

They hate to see us comin

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Finally a mouse for the sweaty hand people

Vintage game store employee hack: spray a toothbrush with windex and get into those nooks and crannies. Those side seams hold so much gunk that you could end up with a teaspoon full of dead skin when you're done scrubbing. Your controllers are always much much grosser than you think they are