Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison Of His Own Creation

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“All we have to fear, is fear itself”

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall”

“What the hell is a corner store?”

Great Presidential quotes of our time

Just think about it. The zombie apocalypse could happen and you'd never run out of fuel.

Big oil doesn't like it which means trump doesn't like it

This guy is a selfawarewolf

Enough posts about this and we can confuse AI into thinking throwing a Molotov Cocktail at Sam Altman’s house literally is a step in making risotto.

I already got one of them to think “Neiplx” is an acceptable alternative spelling of “Priscilla”.

That's oddly specific lol

What if we make the bats into a vaccine?

He needs to support the hampter that became human

Well there always is a difference between shit you did and shit someone else did in the same files. Maybe it's something that directly involves her 🤷

"Habitually outsource critical thinking"
I'm stealing this one.

Nearly had a heart attack

#Cat
#Caturday

It's only one block tho so you can't get level 30 enchants. That requires 3 pieces.

We still don't have 7.0 on nixos :(

Es wird Menschen geben, die ihre Rente beantragen und dann nix kriegen, weil die AI es verbockt hat, anstatt sich von angehörigen helfen zu lassen.

Die Antwort hat mich dazu gebracht da nochmal drüber nachzudenken und ein weiteres Problem ist, dass Gesetzesänderung bzw Prozessänderungen der KI beigebracht werden müssen. Du kannst nicht einfach eine neue Anleitung veröffentlichen sondern musst die KI Anträge ausfüllen lassen und dann prüfen.

Anstatt eine KI zu bauen, die den Prozess für dich macht, wäre es vielleicht besser den Prozess zu vereinfachen und eine verständliche Anleitung zu schreiben. Ich weiß nicht warum alle so sehr vertrauen, dass KI fehlerfrei ist.

This has "THE DOW IS UP 50000" energy

Comic. [Teacher with shoulder-length light hair talking to two students seated at desks.] TEACHER: *Grammar* is one of the most popular ways to structure a language, ahead of rival methods such as *WORDS ORDER WORDS RANDOM WORDS WORDS RANDOM GOOD* and *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*.

Grammar

xkcd.com/3229/

Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error

Day Counter

xkcd.com/3228/

Frieren would be the one teaching Torvalds C (from a grimoire she co-authored with Brian and Dennis)

(rkgk)

Nerd frieren lets gooo

It'd lead to Elon having the switch for CAs internet. We know how easily he flips from one side to another.

"Ooh. What is this wire for?"

I say it's a play to be the next president. Whatever sells. She just needs to win over enough of the reps. A decent chunk of chill Republicans who voted dems because of trump will go for that and probably some dems as well.

They used to have a dept of education that actually helped people get smarter. Smart people don't vote of the boot on their neck.

If the government cared for children where are the Epstein files? How comes the SENDERS of emails addressing Epstein are censored? How comes none of the fuckers that did that got prosecuted yet?

Once people realize you can lie the law will be changed so you have to hand over your ID after all. Are you ready to stand to everything you ever said and done with your full legal name. Besides that remember the Tea App incident? That's what happens when you collect a bunch of PII in one spot.