Well he is still alive.

For now

Considering where you were early doors that's quite a climb

Colleague: one of my pals knows you
Me: who?
Colleague: *shows me their Instagram*
Me: THATS @fullmetalducky.bsky.social! 😂

A screenshot from TikTok of Scotland international John McGinn with text underneath which declares, 'This guys going to carry England at the World Cup. 2026 it's coming home'

This is top-tier bait

No shots. Sensible

Football. No hangover 🤷‍♂️

Celtic 6, St Mirren 2. 4 of Celtics goals came in a 6 minute period in extra time

Six Minutes That Changed The World 🍀

Well

Never in doubt

Tounekti off, Maeda on the left, Iheanacho through the middle. Probably swap Nygren for the Ox

🍀Anthony Ralston🍀

Yang MOTM for me so far #celticfc

Streams? #celticfc

Kai the tabby cat staring out of a round, wicker cat house looking adorable

Cat

Oh for fucks sake

Rayan Cherki of Man City

Ethan Ampadu of Leeds and João Pedro of Chelsea

Victor Gyökeres of Arsenal and Antoine Semenyo of Man City

I play a free-to play squads game where you're allocated a random premiership player and you can win cash if they score. Normally your 5 players are mostly defenders or midfielders so I'm not sure how this happened 😬

What the fuck are you on about?

a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper on the stairs ALT: a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper on the stairs

For emergencies

Apparently the group immediately after ours was the *other* point of view 💀

The subject was immigration, which would have been a *nightmare* if this was not the case

There were no horrible people there, everyone was very cool and decent 👌

It's a joke, lad

Could have been worse, could have been rolling down a flight of stairs in a train station with armed men shooting at each other as you try to stop the pram

A cracking wee sketch

😂

What is favourite Bible verse (wrong answers only)

"There shall in that time be rumours of things going astray and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are. And nobody will really know where lieth those little things with a sort of raffia-work base that has an attachment."

Bound to be a few Reform wankers in the mix

100% would watch this

The players standing on huge subbuteo bases with hidden pedals inside so they can wheel about the place, with hilarious consequences