When you don’t care enough to send a letter but wouldn’t mind causing a paper cut, FAX is the answer

Big flush handle on the arc

🙃 + 🕳️

🙃 + 🕳️

we will be getting our money back in two weeks

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Fascion

Oh it’s that day today

Happy Birthday, marijuana

Simply accept the fact you live there now.

Falling fertility, debt and AI: is the US headed toward a population crisis? Americans having fewer kids plus an ageing population could be a recipe for disaster that further erodes social stability

I’m old so I get to say this

Declining fertility

… sucks for old people who can’t hire cheap labor or sell their homes high

… benefits the smaller, next generation that gets capital at a fire sale + wage hikes driven by labor scarcity

See the Black Death

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

The important thing is someone got paid!

I appreciate this model for being a researcher so much. It's why I don't care if someone thinks I spend too much time on the impacts of my work or listening to what students and activists tell me are problems with higher ed.

It's the role of the circus geek

copilot wants to assign "3 things to do?" fuck you pay me

AI can't donate plasma

old man yells at claude

which pair do yall wad up and launder in the hotel coffee maker

The real airplanes are bombing a school

oh no

bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him

Strait's closed again, lads

Galllego felt so betrayed when his friend leaked their misogynistic chat. Guys, your grossest friends are showing you exactly how they treat people who have no value to them

No need to add a coauthor when you work with Rosalind

The shingle probably

what if Claude put in some functions that rely on Claude being up

Well, I don't see how Target can fuck themselves even more after the past year.

/reads thread

.......hooooooooly shit

He has terrible taste in friends, that’s for sure!

Another reason why professors must never date their students

Maybe he will listen to this man!

65+ is enriched in women

I'd started saying on meeting invites that I will leave if there's an AI notetaker and the first time I made good on that threat felt so good, let me tell you. You don't have to accept this shit!