Someone on the train was watching Judge Judy on their phone. So I'm expected to not watch over their shoulder and imagine what barbs she might be slinging?

This is one of the best exchanges in the game

Nature when it thinks we're not looking

Found an old roll of negatives under my brother's house and one of them is just a photo of a TV displaying Burt Newton

Is this real?

A keygen that I used in like 2005 contained the phrase "the harder you keygen, the longer your penix is". I still dont know what it means but I still think of it sometimes to this day.

I can take or leave 4k, but can never go back to the shadows on the cave wall of 60hz

The guy from the Suspiria remake?

Phil Greaves?

I tried sitting down to watch it with my Russian dad and after a while he asked me "so which one is the mad man?"

Top tier podcast

a man in a suit and tie is walking down the street ALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking down the street

Honestly...

Similar to how you can get out of awkward personal situations by killing yourself

This is giving me an actual acid flashback. Fuckin hell

There should be a button which hurts the computer

Looks like she's clipped into a human sized phone holder

Premium diapers really do be worth it, though

Am going to start calling people "car cucked"

NAFO guys will unironically post untermenschen ideology memes

He's like 100 years old and I believe it's common knowledge that old ass, sagely Kung Fu masters are completely harmless

When you have an Australian accent you can just call him "Hairy Ass Truman" and nobody will say anything

People need to get on the Tabasco Scorpion Sauce. It rips

Holy shit that just unlocked some memories. That was a great late primary school read.

Karl Stefanovic At The Logies Drunk YouTube video by Porpoise Spit - Topic

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You just can't use the word "evanescent" anymore. Everyone just looks at you like you're some joker.

Moments before disaster

Even if you don't read The Terror, absolutely watch the show. A ship stuck in ice is simply one of the coolest things ever. Also, Jared Harris.

I tried to FOI this app, which the Department said it built to track job provider punishments. It turns out it doesn't exist, and they've lied to the Commonwealth Ombudsman www.crikey.com.au/2026/02/27/r...