Peter’s old manor has Royds and Tong

The top end of Royds is
Horton Bank Bottom

Labour hold Royds but Green got Tong

Penge and Cator sounds like a yoga move

So we need a second version where you have to guess if it’s a real seat?

Five years ago we would have made this and you’d have taught with it

You need a new version where you pick the party and you keep picking till you get it wrong

Like wordle but for candidates

Yay! Impact!

Course you’re here doing sex politics

Ask for business cards with that on

Oh you’re like a Creative Industries Bond I see

That WaPo management apparently didn’t anticipate a post-layoff exodus of remaining staff says a lot about who they are. They’re talking about data and “story units,” and didn’t expect the humans who do the actual journalism to be upset that they destroyed the livelihoods of 400 of their colleagues.

Look at you on the government dime using big fancy words like redacted

You’re too busy thinking about your plums when it’s your frozen peaches

I am sad as this was a missed goatse

Trust you to side with Trump. Bet you have a MAGA hat don’t you.

Are we inferring Peter is flipping the straight person, or that the strait is merely the rectum and due to its unfortunate kink shape Peter will need time to get passed it?

Hardback or softback

Wonder if that triggers @urbaneprofessor.bsky.social

Trans flag with the words: First they came for the transgender community, And I spoke up immediately even though I’m straight and cis because I’ve read the rest of the fucking poem.

Just checking the Liverpool score to see if you are working

Makes it much harder to suffocate people though

I hope the rewrites are artistic

PUT IT BACK. PEBBLE IS NOT FRIEND.

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

Needs, more, commas

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

Which government policy is effective right now?

Tomorrow as part of Norwich Science Festival!

And not for finishing your slides

That was a long lecture

I think it’s time for chaos with Ed Miliband.