I’m Tired of Having Sex

eating a block of american cheese & smoking american spirits this morning.

if i ever got my dick sucked i’d actually be kinda embarrassed

i love to skeet

Whats up Pussey

Happy Cold Beer Sunday

Huge if true

Skeeting ON my blutuals 👀

@brdyktn / @ifacemywoodz

I’m so geeked up I might fuck a condom

Me (MrBeast Voice): Today I’m going to toss 100 virgins into this sacrificial altar to bless my fertility

#cummus

thank you lin manuel miranda

bro no shot that's john mc fucking cain lmao

“I love him sm he gives me golden retriever vibes” Ok Buddy well we are putting him down

I’m inviting Hitler to Bluesky

What does a man gotta do to catch some skeets around here

Patrick Henry: …but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

Me (stepping out of my awesome time machine): That’s on gang

May The 4th Be With You (Except if ur an ugly hoe)

Where R The Sluts On This App

Poison Drink with a Poison Sandwich

Post-coital Lobotomy

I’m Posting Penis

House party nearby I’m bringing evil spirits

Between a cock and a hard place

Hell right