A robot ran a half marathon this weekend. What did you do?

Bubs red hats are still cool

LinkedIn puzzle exoneration dates are interesting

2026 Netflix decided chess is the subject of consumption, again.

NOBODY KNOWS Listen to more music by Killer Mike & Anthony Hamilton on Pandora

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Sports reporters shouldn’t be allowed to use “per sources” when posting about trade rumors, injuries, contract extensions, and other routine news. These aren’t government secrets that require anonymity. Name the source.

Life is like baseball: Every week is a 7 game series. You don’t need to sweep every time… just win 3 or 4 days a week an keep moving.

There are only two types of dehydration I’m okay with. I’m not a psychopath.

The nut is under the red tape.

Everyone’s been asking for The Fifth Element sequel

No D in refrigerator, but we go one in the word fridge… happy monday.

Cocaine Listen to more music by Eric Clapton on Pandora

Sharks in the Bahamas right now pandora.app.link/mXKLBVGA51b

Tool is gardening music

Are hamburger buns 2-ply?

Tell your girl I’m coming for her.

For a sliver of a moment I thought a cold brew beer tap was a person and I almost sent my soul into another dimension.

Right In Two Listen to more music by TOOL on Pandora

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In the Evening (Remaster) Listen to more music by Led Zeppelin on Pandora

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I haven’t seen a doctor in years. AND I DONT EVEN EAT APPLES!

The gravest betrayal one may bestow upon oneself; putting your hoodie on the wrong way, by mistake, and now your head is imprisoned within a shallow, dark cave of shame.

Assassin Listen to more music by John Mayer on Pandora

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Fabienk Listen to more music by Angine de Poitrine on Pandora

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Hello the day has started working or it’s quiet quitting. Idk what it’s into these days.

DTF St. Louis starting off hot this week..

PS5s should be equivalent to a mortgage payment, right?

Baseball is back but the grumpies are going to tilt about Taylor Swift for the next few days 😵‍💫

Gasoline Listen to more music by Audioslave on Pandora

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You got any of that wifi router contraband?

Tales Of Brave Ulysses Listen to more music by Cream on Pandora

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Dang, almost thought The Pitt was predicting an Oneil Cruz walkoff on the 4th of July but the Pirates don’t play at home that day 😵‍💫