this is a question whose answer i may need to discover 🤔

i’d tell meowth to look out behind them, but i’m 99% sure that karp can only splash 🎣

now THIS is an ogre i can get behind 🐳

okay, but what if i’m a game up, my opponent’s board is dicey, a game 3 is unlikely to finish with the time left and this match took place three rotations ago when we actually had genuine comebacks? 🧐

idc if using roweggs as one of my four is cheating 😍

Yo! #PokemonTCG Bluesky! Show me your top 4 cards for your favorite Pokémon!

okay, i’m sold

Dr Perky is also the store brand at Food Lion in the south east, which apparently has the same parent company as Hannaford

(Not my photo, unfortunately, but I have now discovered the world of knockoffdrpepper on tumblr)

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

FiSh 🐟

Would've hit a single-prize Munki Lass in top 4, so I had no chance, but the fact that I hit the most anti-N meta possible... 🫠

dodged all the salad until round 4... needed 1 more turn to win and make cut ☠️

fml there are 3 people playing grass slop at a 9-person *PRE*-rotation cup 💀

my apologies. i can’t promise it that won’t happen again 😔

Watched it the other day and absolutely enjoyed it. Bou really cooked

Mega Lucario ex, Alakazam, N’s Zoroark ex and Flareon ex around a thought bubble reading “I can’t wait for G to collapse so MY ideology can rise from the ashes!”. The background is a faint Dragapult ex

have munki and dusk rotated yet? 🤔

A PSA 9 Japanese Wind from the Sea 1st Edition Onix

an actual prize from an actual league challenge

March Challenge R1: W v Mega Abomasnow R2: W v Gardevoir R3: L v Dragapult Dusknoir

Winter Cup R1: WW v Gardevoir R2: WLT v Gardevoir R3: WW v Ceruledge

Needed tiebreakers to go my way after dropping one of the biggest bricks I’ve ever dropped in R3 of the Challenge (the Cursed Blast/Counter Catcher/Itchy Pollen KO on my lone Zorua was a fantastic play tho)

R2 of the Cup was super weird as well and I was incredibly lucky to escape with a tie(!)

Pokémon: 18 4 N’s Zorua JTG 97 4 N’s Zoroark ex JTG 98 2 N’s Darumaka JTG 26 2 N’s Darmanitan JTG 27 1 N’s Reshiram JTG 167 1 N’s Zekrom MEP 31 1 Fezandipiti ex ASC 142 1 Pecharunt ex SFA 39 1 Munkidori TWM 95 1 Budew PRE 4 Trainer: 33 4 Lillie’s Determination MEG 169 3 Boss’s Orders PR-SW 251 2 Cyrano SSP 230 2 Iono PAL 185 1 Black Belt’s Training ASC 255 1 Professor Turo’s Scenario PAR 257 4 Buddy-Buddy Poffin TEF 144 3 Night Stretcher SFA 61 2 N’s PP Up JTG 153 1 Counter Catcher PAR 160 1 Nest Ball SVI 181 1 Ultra Ball CRZ 146 1 Pal Pad SVI 182 1 Secret Box TWM 163 1 Artazon PAL 171 1 N’s Castle JTG 152 1 Team Rocket’s Watchtower DRI 180 1 Air Balloon ASC 181 1 Defiance Band SVI 169 1 Powerglass SFA 63 Energy: 9 7 Darkness Energy DP 129 2 Reversal Energy PAL 192

Played the Curitiba finalist list because (1) I wanted a non-Pult deck that was decent into the local meta and (2) I don’t have any ASC Poké Pad

Definitely have a lot to learn about the deck, but I haven’t vibed with a deck this much in a while

Four Pokémon cards (N’s Zoroark ex, N’s Reshiram, N’s Darmanitan and N’s Zekrom), an Eevee deck box and an Ascended Heroes mini-tin sitting on top of a Latias playmat

‐$35
+65 points
+14 Prize Packs
+1 JTG pack
+1 Champion playmat
+1 Japanese card slab

what a day

Section 3.2 of the Play! Pokémon Standards of Conduct (“Spirit of the Game: Fairness”)

apropos of nothing...

Good luck to everyone playing in Houston this weekend

Except for rulesharks. Wishing you lot a very DQ

every time i see someone do this, one of my remaining braincells dies

Frankdammit

3–0 at the Perfect Order prerelease with Energy Swatter and 39 other cards 🫡

not like i needed any more reasons to say this...

FUCK. HASBRO.

Something about looking at the top two cards of your deck and putting one of them into your hand really speaks to me

holy shit if you are happy to see iono rotate that just tells me you are really bad at the pokemon trading card game i’m sorry 💀💀

"This card's effect is trivial and left as an exercise to the player."