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Posts by Mara Alis Butler

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What to do when law enforcement demands ballots? Election officials are in the dark "This is a wake-up call, I think, for election officials and judges to make sure that they’re very well educated about the protections we have in law."

California prohibits ballots from leaving the custody of election officials — but that didn't stop a sheriff from seizing 650k ballots cast in last year's redistricting referendum.

Now, these officials are left wondering what to do if the same events play out in this year's midterms.

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So “California prohibits” kind of really doesn’t mean shit??
Man, we’re seeing a lot of that lately.
It’s a law,,, doesn’t mean shit.
It’s a policy,,, doesn’t mean shit.
It’s illegal,,, doesn’t mean shit..
Why do all these things not mean anything anymore??

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Left wondering?! Follow the GD law and get the ballots back or don’t let them be taken in the first place!

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-Jenna

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Sam Stein on Twitter: “here we go again. Trump's leverage point once more is the aching terror inside most rational human beings that he may not be bluffing THIS time around.”

Sam Stein on Twitter: “here we go again. Trump's leverage point once more is the aching terror inside most rational human beings that he may not be bluffing THIS time around.”

The President of the United States started his Sunday by threatening the people of Iran with more war crimes.

Trump is deeply unwell and Congress must reassert its power to end the regime’s illegal war. Demand that your elected officials act with urgency: act.indivisible.org/sign/no-iran...

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The way they kiss his ass it’s a wonder it isn’t already great. 🙄🤦‍♀️😑

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I know what I’d like to do with that big stick….

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Which is why he’s “renovating” (destroying) the Kennedy Center. 😑🤪🙄

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Or just….not at all.

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100% this! Add to that him now marking everything with his name like he’s a dog marking his territory! 😑🤢

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It was soooo good.

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Cuuute!🙂

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Ah. The Harlequin Romance Edition of the Bible! 😂

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LMAO yes! 🤭

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Seems on brand for him.

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I figured he wouldn’t last much longer

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Congratulations 🎈🎉🎊

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Having the freedom to stand against the president is what this country was FOUNDED on. These fucking idiots.

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Today was a good day

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Will Mara Jade Ever Become #StarWars Canon? 🤷‍♀️✨🟣📖

#MaraJade #StarWarsBooks #HeirToTheEmpire

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I’m surprised Trump would see this as a negative. 🙄🤦‍♀️

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Days after the president blasted the Pope as “weak on Crime,” his own DOJ moved to dismiss criminal cases against individuals convicted of conspiring to use force to prevent the peaceful transfer of power.

Some of the conduct for which Rhodes was convicted:

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/oath...

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President Trump has bonkers theory about Diet Coke and cancer, Dr. Oz reveals “So how bad could it be for you?'” President Trump said, according to Dr. Oz.

We don't have 2 more years of this insanity in us as a species

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SHE IS SO CUTE?!??

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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