I have some questions for our astronaut friends

A strange light streaking across the sky

A strange light streaking across the sky

We’re gonna be ok right?

Right?

Saw this in the sky over Las Vegas like 10 minutes ago and just finishing up my will now I guess

the polar bear sex scene in my book was ahead of its time smh

feel like my chihuahua terrier mix would dominate curling for yelling reasons alone

I probably should’ve gone into saladry

when the skaters go into a spin and they tuck it in and start spinning even faster, but then further tuck and spin yet faster still?

that's the good stuff right there

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

I am ready to serve

😘

Screenshot of a call log showing multiple incoming calls all of them labeled as scam likely

is this just how we live now

The decision to not renew Hush was so baffling to me. Can't wait for what's next from you and @leahsottile.bsky.social

happy and yappy, as he does

A black cat on top of a blanket on a lap and an orange cat revealed under the blanket

wider angle reveals second undercover marmalade loaf

beloaved and beloved

a cute black cat named torta assumes the loaf position on a cozy looking blanket

lap void loaf cat

ok phew

fully agree with this but are we allowed for it to make us feel better about our own numbers?

shoutout to Claude who I once overheard someone call a swamp gentrifier

rest easy big fella

life is full of missed opportunities

I thought my vision was nearly perfect until I put on my first pair of glasses like a week ago and now I feel like I have vision superpowers

can’t believe I forgot Nora’s birthday

hbd big girl

she is a beautiful buff doofus as we all should strive to be

A long and beautiful dog leans over the back of a couch

an elongated dingo mutt

🫡

sometimes when imposter syndrome has its claws in me I remember that Jane Goodall once said nice things about something I wrote

rest easy, ape queen ❤️

as the fellow owner of a fluffy dog with weird fingers who's head looks like it belongs to a bigger animal, this makes me so happy

And here I am trying to ignore the smoke coming out of the dashboard

A gray race car speeds along a track

A man sits in a car wearing an orange racing helmet waving at the camera

Racing stripes made of newspaper are seen on the hood of a gray car

Four dudes pose on an adorable gray racing Saab

a couple more snaps for good measure

That’s a wrap! Shaved 10 seconds off last years time and my last lap was my fastest 🏁