dammit you can see straight through our lies

i'm Australian and the only people i ever met who drank Fosters were the English people i served it to in pubs when i was working there.

lol i was on a flight once next to a British guy who asked the flight attendant if they had Fosters and looked legit disappointed when she said they didn't. felt like saying to him...guy. it doesn't have to be like this. love yourself.

lmao i love this

a woman is sitting on a couch with a hula hoop in the background and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with a hula hoop in the background and making a funny face .

k i'm a librarian and there's part of me that's horrified and another part of me that's like

The Minions were convicted at Nuremberg but escaped hanging because how do you make a noose work on that.

a man in a black jacket is standing next to a white car with the door open ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing next to a white car with the door open

no doors??? oh way to miss a trick, get with it, Lego

Funny how the law and order guys never think it applies to them 🙄

He’s again blaming the courts, the protesters and those attacked by police all for his appalling and illegal attempts to ban dissent

I’m baffled by the ABC’s approach to reporting on EV ownership. People might have actually learned something from some factual reporting, relevant statistics and informed opinion. Instead, this article mostly focuses on the self declared ignorance of the author alongside a handful of random facts.

"we all croak down here"

k scratch that she just stretched out and her front paws are on my arm

if your cat is sleeping right next to, rather than on you, does the law about not moving still apply 🤔

Dev Patel in Lion pretty much nailed it

Karl Pilkington after watching a small robot, saying "it walks like it shit itself"

literally letting robots compete while banning trans people 🙃

It’s National Library Week, so support your fucking libraries people. Use them, fight for their funding, fight for your librarians. Don’t let your most reliable third space go to waste.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding.

She's a billionaire.

She doesn't care about "single mums".

www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

"due to uppity bitches with standards, i have no choice but to engage in racialised sex slavery" is one hell of a point of view to validate but, hey, we are on the darkest timeline all

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now

ACL? hasn't he had something like that before? oof rotten run of luck for such a young guy

the "exceptional circumstances" are he's a prominent white dude with former prime ministers in his corner

Trump repeats he is 'not happy with Australia' as Hormuz crisis continues Donald Trump again accuses Australia of refusing to help the US in the Strait of Hormuz, but the Australian government maintains there has been no formal request from the US.

Cancel AUKUS, scrap the submarines and remove U.S. troops from Darwin and Pine Gap. We’re pretty unhappy with America here too atm www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

"AI is OK because folks moved from paper and ink to MIDI software and hardware."

Yeah, composers use both technologies. *Composers*. You know, folks who've learned about musical theory and practice.

Make the terrible analogies stop.

ole mate needs to get with the 21st century tbh

And yet they’re the most fragile of smol creatures when faced with so much as an angry tweet and proceed to destroy democratic governance for fear of ever being told no