they're activating the pyramids tomorrow

Who wants to be my gf I love Dan and Phil and cry too much

Where are Dan and Phil I miss them

meme from killing eve. sandra oh's character is looking intently at Jodie Comer's character, who is turned away and slightly out of focus. text reads: ""I Can Fix Her," Says Woman Who Is Worse"

me @ me

How many of you lowkey just hate your dnp pic bc you hate how you look 😭😭I wish I wasn’t so nervous at the time so I could’ve done more or got a better pose

So much new music coming out and I’m literally feeling like a shell of myself

Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."

Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁

yeah

Guys I’m so normal—my calendar and shirt came on phannie Friday I’m absolutely losing my mind about it—I miss them sm—happy #phanniefriday

Direct eye contact with yourself whilst shitting
New pass time?

clause =📝

Claus = 🎅

claws = 🐈

I want more brush paint markers why did the pack I get come with one brown and nothing to use to shade-I cannot make skin at all

A black and white line graph. The y axis has allowed at the top and not allowed at the bottom. The x axis has never heard of them, knows some of the lore and massive phannie, from left to right. A u shaped line is drawn down the chart to depict people who has never heard of them are allowed to interview them, people who only know some of the lore are not allowed to interview them, and massive phannies are allowed to interview them

who should be allowed to interview dan and phil: a comprehensive list

this image is kinda dan and phil-coded if you think about it

Hehe <333

I used to have one haha

December is my favorite 😍😍😍
#phanniefriday #dnp

I wanna see pierce the veil—Incase anyone needs Christmas gift ideas

This cheeky mf can’t keep getting away with it

AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

I migjt kill myself

Reminder that its okay if you feel mentally exhausted today, it’s okay if you’re not performing your best at work, it’s okay if you dont have the energy to reply to your friends, its okay to have a rest day. This has been a tough year for many of us and we’re doing well just getting through each day

I miss Dan and Phil 😞

Someone take me to meet dnp again pls

Solid room decor

Baked a little loaf of sunshine for you today. Enjoy. 🍞☀️

super mario the orange and gray torbie cat sitting on a dark brown wooden table looking annoyed. behind her is a shelf with some incense, some Lego flowers, and some other small ceramic pieces

>:3