In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Front page of the print NYT: Trump Revels in Making Emphatic Threats to Commit War Crimes. He said he'll send Iran back to the "Stone Ages." Today he argued he can destroy Iran's civilian infrastructure to pressure the government because "they're animals." Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/u...

at long last we are doing the war with iran from the cautionary NDS chapter "don't do a war with iran or north korea"

I did try them. Too lazy to activate them now.

she forgot aCtiVaTeD aLmOnDs #activatedalmonds

This is some proper politicianing.

“Rutherford Statement on Operation Epic Furry” “Furry” highlighted by me http://rutherford.house.gov/media/press-releases/rutherford-statement-operation-epic-furry

Google result showing the presser for Rutherford’s statement on “Operation Epic Furry” was posted 11 hours ago

What a time to be alive

That's how we felt as journalists when the internet came along and publishing died. That our industry had merely changed. Fast forward, and very few of us still have journalism jobs. I'm sceptical of all this, but... just saying 🤷

RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.

*Pooh

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

with another chess-playing robot, and so on

Italian PM greets Mozambican President :)

I live near the Welcome To Sydney sign in the bush to the north. I have the same feeling whenever I go south, even though I'm technically in the metropolitan area. There's so much that people there are used to, from which I am now totally removed!

Uh, before even The Hobbit? Meanwhile my six year old can identify every country, flag, and capital city but does not care for Bilbo. I've never been so reality-based.

25 and 25 in the rubble of 2025 😢

next: AI protein in everything!

A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive: L'OREAL 6,204,444 followers Promoted We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al. WELCOME TO NVIDIA L'ORÉAL GROUPE

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Australia's dispute with Türkiye over COP31 hosting rights could see both miss out Ethiopia will host the UN's COP32 climate summit in 2027, but next year's COP31 remains a contest between Türkiye and Australia.

How do nations respond when scientists predict the end of the world as we know it? Compete to host the conference, of course! www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."

He could even smell The Onion.

X Post by Michael Adams, Kentucky Secretary of State: "We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry."

What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?

This.

This is what you get.

The new Lily Allen album is quite a thing, if you're not already on board. I keep needing another listen.

I think it's a deliberate syncopation. There's a hi-hat beat in the space between.

Trump: "We have Darth Vader. You know Darth Vader, right? Darth Vader is a man who is sitting -- is that Darth? Stand up please. Does everybody know -- they call him Darth Vader, I call him a fine man. But he's cutting Democrat priorities and they're never gonna get them back."

Trumpymetal

Drop kid at school gate. Kids at school gate are going "1 2 3 4 5 SIX SEVEN!" and falling down laughing. I mean, I'm Gen X and I know about it. When will it get old?!