Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

The main thing I learn from her transformation is that all the "you should try to understand the poor, gullible MAGAs who got snookered by Trump." Bullshit. They know exactly who they've hitched their wagons to; that's how her mindset turned on a dime as soon as kissing his ass didn't pay off.

Because of, y'know, traditional morality

Global commodity prices for the Eucharist are about to skyrocket

Dune Messiah? Oh, you mean The Jung Pope?

Necroecononomicon

Willem Dafoe as Jesus

You know, I'm something of a doctor myself

Trump pretending to be a doctor raising Jeffrey Epstein from the dead is only marginally better than him pretending to be Jesus. F- excuse.

The Pitt costuming department has the opportunity to do a very funny thing.

If he wants to prove he's not weak on crime, he needs to have his Guy take out America's most prolific criminal.

The idea that the President of the United States could publish an image of himself as the Messiah and no news outlet covers it is the biggest indictment of the American free press.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections: Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again." Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired." •.. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions." ... Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. "The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

You get paid by who you work for

This is so well done. 👌

It's critical that people understand Trump took the world to the brink, and that congressional Rs showed their hand: Given a choice between armageddon and constraining Trump, they'll choose armageddon. It's also critical that we try to bring the crisis to an end. www.offmessage.net/p/republican...

A mashup of The Terminator and Up in the Air where the T-1000 tells people they're losing their jobs to AI, until he learns empathy, then completely forgets the empathy because AI has the memory of an ADHD goldfish no matter how much electricity you throw at it.

The Strait should remain shut and nobody should intervene because it's the world's one opportunity that the frenzied hoards of American motorists will finally be the people to exterminate the entire US Government and grant us all some peace

He's going to declare war on Greenland and we'll wind up paying $15 a bag for ice.

Another question for any thinkers out there; Why are “we the people” paying $60bn to $100bn+ every year to have a congress who is on vacation 90% of the time, and refuses to do anything “FOR“ we the people??!?!? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Nah, they're just realizing what a fucking loser he is and now they're going to act like his idiotic bluster took them by surprise. In 2017 they could've said they got lied to. Now, they're lying as much as he is. They own this mess.

When people insist that Donald Trump is playing 4-dimensional chess it's important to remember that doesn't mean he's playing it well.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

One thing I should like to say on this day which may be memorable for others as well as for us Germans: In the course of my life I have very often been a prophet, and have usually been ridiculed for it. During the time of my struggle for power it was in the first instance the Jewish race which only received my prophecies with laughter when I said that I would one day take over the leadership of the State, and with it that of the whole nation, and that I would then among many other things settle the Jewish problem. Their laughter was uproarious, but I think that for some time now they have been laughing on the other side of their face. Today I will once more be a prophet: If the international Jewish financiers in and outside Europe should succeed in plunging the nations once more into a world war, then the result will not be the Bolshevization of the earth, and thus the victory of Jewry, but the annihilation of the Jewish race in Europe!

Trump today vs Hitler’s infamous Reichstag speech in 1939

Marco Wayne Rubio

For how how long have we been told that the US has this fabulous written Constition whereas we do not?

But the US Constitution has been shown to be the emperor with no clothes

It might as well be a blank sheet of paper

It might as well not exist

The US is acting entirely on the whim of one man

The minute a nuclear weapon is detonated the entire GOP and half of the DNC will be calling for us to rally around the president in these perilous times.

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

"Wow! That was a big, beautiful explosion! What was that video?"

"That was an A-10, sir."