I reposted an innocent post with an unhinged caption and the original content creator MESSAGED ME!!!! I’ve never been so embarrassed

Told my bff Im causing chaos today and he threatened to beat me with a paper towel roll

I hate living somewhere that everyone is old so everything closes at 8pm, my tummy is rumbliiiiiing

“I want a dominant person to ruin me”
Then people I talk to:

Fuck, I really hate having the “I know you’re in love with me, but I don’t do that” conversation…

I chose some croc runners, let’s hope they’re as comfortable as my clogs

MY UNION IS GIVING ME FREE SHOES FOR WORK!!!!p

I’m honestly so excited… the flat earth community has gotten so dry and boring and repetitive, and now they finally have new material!!! Yeeeeesssss let’s hear some wild conspiracy theories! 🍿🍿🍿#moon

What a wonderful time to be alive

Late to the game, but NEW SEASON OF INVINCIBLE OH BOY IM WET AND READYYYYYY

I FOUND A SKULL ON MY WALK!!!! I think it’s a deer skull but I’m going to clean it up and verify!

Can anyone explain why I am violently craving Cheesecake Factory pasta?

My first time in a sauna and it’s full of cougars, I’m the only one under 50 in this tiny, sweaty room

Worker at the pizza place tried talking to me when I was stoned off my balls, I sounded like an idiot, and then refused to make eye contact with any of the workers the rest of my time there.

I KNOW IM NB AND I LIKE BEING CALLED A GOOD GIRL FUCKING SUE ME

I don’t want to be too hopeful, but I’ll probably move into my new apartment next week or the week after. I can’t wait to decorate my own space and start making content again.☺️☺️☺️

Got my tax refund, bought gifts for my best friend, and ordered some art prints from a local artist I found at a show🫶🏻

Almost got kicked out of Starbucks in the middle of my final exam bc I hit my fucking vape in the middle of the cafe💀

I’ve been working in sex work too long; the minute I match with someone and they sexualize me before we even meet, my skin fucking crawls. I ruined dating for myself smh

Sitting in the dark, ready cheesy romance(it’s not even smut smh), eating fucking vanilla ice cream, as a single(ish) white adult is just too on the nose… I will continue, lowkey chill

Doing unhinged shit on sims, who has horrible ideas on what to do next?

Love that my friends got their priorities straight

The Tiffany ring I bought 5 years ago and wear everyday, has more than doubled in price🤮

The government will just let me buy a gun??!!! Me?! ME!? Guys I’m not responsible enough for a gun, 2 minutes after buying one and I’d put it in my mouth and/or point it at people for fun, and the government would just LET ME?! USA is wild

One of the hardest things I’ve ever done, and one of the most shameful things I’ve ever shown. This is my first time hitting 6 months no SH. #mentalhealthmatters take care of yourselves Boos

There’s endometriosis connecting my uterus to the organs behind it! Took 10 years of searching for it, but almost 20 years of suffering from it, to get diagnosed.

I’ve had countless different ultrasounds as an adult, looking for endometriosis, because my periods are FUCKED, I KNEW I had it. Well, my post-op appointment was as today, and guess what?

So I’ve been doing a percentage based debt payoff the last two months, and while it sucks watching half of my paychecks disappear the same day I get them, my credit score has been increasing every single time I make a payment and it feels amazing

Just got my check-in notif… in 3 days I’ll be 6 months clean from SH… the longest I’ve ever been clean since December 2012… yay I guess?

Trying to resist the impulse to drop $200 to go whale watching this weekend