call this country a damn numerator the way it's so divided

i didn't picture much of anything lol. didn't know what to picture, all of my ambitions seemed like pipe dreams and the world was already on fire. anyway this is fine i can't complain too much

Its Complicated

Tell Apple to Keep the Towson, MD., Apple Store Open Apple just announced it will permanently close its Towson, MD., store in June. For many Baltimore County residents, this isn’t just an inconvenience; it’s the loss of the only Apple store in the metro area reachable by public transit. When this store closes, working-class residents, disproportionately Black and brown Baltimoreans, will have nowhere to go for in-person tech support, repairs, and services. Small business owners who depend on Apple's Business team will be left without a local resource. There's something else you should know: this is the first Apple store in the country to unionize. The nearly 90 workers at this location are members of the IAM Union (International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers). Workers at the two non-union Apple stores closing the same month were guaranteed job transfers. Towson workers were told to apply through the same portal as outside job applicants. Towson deserves better than abandonment. We’re calling on Apple to identify a new Towson location and keep its commitment to this community rather than walking away when workers had the courage to organize. Tell Maryland elected officials to tell Apple CEO Tim Cook not to close the Towson store. Don’t leave Baltimore County behind.

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"damn he devito"

"you're already dead"

"i possess missiles"

I've been randomly singing this every couple hours since I've posted this

recommended activities for having fun on the computer:

* say silly goofy things
* tell your friends you love them
* share some art
* get obsessed with something that isn't that serious
* flirt with strangers
* kindness

having fun on the computer is possible and NOT illegal (merely frowned upon)

you can't say anything serious without cutting it with irony or a punchline or some memetic nonsense these days. because of joke

🎵🎶 she's sucking on my worm, good morning how are you she suck my worm, I'm interested in things, 🎶🎵

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

a girl looking sad and deflated is sitting with a huge rabbit laying on top of her chest

blessed be the bunny

one of the finest posts of all time

you can't say anything serious without cutting it with irony or a punchline or some memetic nonsense these days. because of joke

deathbed twitch

32 years old, most ive ever made was $24k in 2017-2018, havent earned over the poverty line in 4 years because all i can get hired for is minimum wage part time and temp shit including since finishing my bachelors degree last may. and i'm in fucking maryland

recommended activities for having fun on the computer:

* say silly goofy things
* tell your friends you love them
* share some art
* get obsessed with something that isn't that serious
* flirt with strangers
* kindness

having fun on the computer is possible and NOT illegal (merely frowned upon)

🎵🎶 she's sucking on my worm, good morning how are you she suck my worm, I'm interested in things, 🎶🎵

buy me and @ec6o.ooo some gluten free pizza or other fooooood

v:Chrysanthemumblooms

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trans day of money.... cashapp $wingur0, ko-fi.com/winguro, etc. . thank youuuuuuouuuu <3

every trans day of anything is also trans day of everyone complaining about performative allyship and also trans day of send every trans person $50

watching nowhere by greg arraki. this movie is the most 90s shit I've ever seen

example 184737429 of animation from the soviet bloc being on a whole other level

you ever watch Son of the White Mare? you should watch Son of the White Mare. you certainly will not regret watching Son of the White Mare

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS GETTING READY TO GO TO BED NANCY:I THINK - - I'LL TAKE ALL MY DOLLS TO BED WITH ME TONIGHT P2-NANCY IS SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF HER BED, SHE HAS THREE DOLLS LAYING ON EITHER SIDE OF THE BED NANCY: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z P3-NANCY BEGINS TO TALK IN HER SLEEP: HELP ! HELP! P4- NANCY IS DREAMING, SHE IS DREAMING THAT SHE IS SQUEEZED, LIKE SHE IS IN A TIN OF SARDINES

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 26,1945