Aruba!

I was so sad all day that this wasn't real. Until about 7:02pm.

I'm gonna need a new season every April 1st now.

Can you make a NOT WANTED: DON'T COME HERE, EVEN FOR A VISIT poster for expats?

Mock Trial: a Zach and Jess Mockumentary Improv duo Zach Reino and Jess McKenna (Off Book, Dropout.tv, Earwolf) are writing/starring in a film about high school mock trial!

I pledged to this movie at the Improv Class level. Can't wait to see it! I hope they have a role for Legal Eagle Devin Stone.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...

A tree tried to kill me
On September 15, 2016
So I killed that tree
And several of its family
To teach it a lesson

They did it with the puppy mills initiative too.

Can we write a constitutional amendment that stops them from doing this?

EDIT: Non-profit museums which are open to the public.

Then exempt museums.

It's me! Every day!

I would say, "It's too long," but then you'd say, "That's what she said."

Neither of us would be satisfied.

Motorcycle helmets have a similar problem, due to compression on the Nutus ganglion nerve in adult males.

That's when the 1980s were!

Are you sure? I heard he was a vampire

F'in GORGEOUS

But people are being MEAN to him

hammancheez is DELICIOUS

Ronaldrump

Rumplestilskin

Rompenebuchadnezzar

He looks like Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd had a baby

🫶

Dammit, it's our turn to be the largest state sponsor of terrorism!

Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires on X: "Who did this?🤣 https://t.co/EgWFp91wrb" / X Who did this?🤣 https://t.co/EgWFp91wrb

x.com/EPICGOPFAIL/...

I suggest the opposite.

Stop courting conservatives. Time spent courting Liz Cheneys didn't make up the far left ground they abandoned.

We don't need Republicans. Let's let them go.

You're right. I misread it. My bad.

Your statement here (admitting the stadiums were selling out) directly contradicts your first statement, where you said that these games would be poorly attended.

Why do you keep digging? Is it because you started this pointless argument? Are you unable to admit when you're wrong?

There was a quote in there, something like "even if I give it away, there are logistical challenges, and I have to worry I made the right choices."

The bullshit they make up is maddening.

Piles and lists is the only way I can function

Unhinged

I was saying that even if you were able to find it, it would be more than 30 years old by now. 😁

Some of my jokes are only funny to me. 🫶