Someone really needs to say at these things "Excuse me, but who the FUCK do you think you're talking to? Answer the question!"

Now I appreciate it's easy for me sitting here in the UK to say this, but someone spoke like Patel, Hegseth, Trump etc does to reporters in the street, they'd be punched.

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And Lee Anderson did the same earlier of course.

Sorry Mark, that's already been proven to be a fake post, although I appreciate it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference...

Note the use of the word "voters" as if we've all trooped along to a polling station, instead of the vote being from a readership that thanks to this tawdry treacherous rag, probably loathe Haz and Meg as much as the Mail does, plus probably thousands of bots. I don't think it's legally binding.

Timmy Mallet's let himself go.

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Strait of Hormuz lolz

I find it incredible the very first conversation wasn't

"How about Peter Mandel...."

"No! Are you nuts?"

I mean, the thinking might have been sending a maniac to deal with a maniac, but Trump ain't Simon Phoenix.

The thing is this. Mandelson had form for being less than honest about things. Wasn't that enough for someone to say "I don't flipping think so" the millisecond his name was brought up? It shouldn't have even got as far as the vetting stage.

Someone's been watching Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down in one sitting, and is now terrified.

Yeah, because all we have to do is say "Yep, OK let's start now" and it'll be flowing in by the time EastEnders comes on later. Nothing to do with the fact that we probably don't have the infrastructure anymore to deal with it.

Deluded spunktrumpet.

"Dad, are we going to Disneyland?"

"Somewhere even better kids! Sleaford!"

WELP

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I suspect Lord Haw Haw and his acolytes are foaming at the mouth at the moment.

1. Orban loses
2. Government says we're not having anything to do with the Trump blockade
3. Guardian claims "Britain could adopt single market rules without MPs vote"

I would say send him to Clacton, but he's probably got more chance of meeting you know who if he stays in Washington.

Well, that was fun.

#itfc

I would also think we don't have the infrastructure to cope with that much storage any more.

That also seems to give the false impression that even if Miliband this second said "Oh, alright then, off you go" we'd be be fully stocked up with the stuff by the time Final Score comes on.

"Corporate wants you to find the difference etc etc etc"

I must admit I didn't have yelling "Go on your Holiness, deck the orange fucker!" on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are.

Of course Germany lost, and to this day, every German only speaks English, French, or Russian. Obviously.

Bollockbrained twat.

Pipe down Jake, you fuckstick. #lbc

Barbra Streisand suddenly wondering why she's trending everywhere.

Frankly, if I was married to Vance, I'd be jumping out of a plane.

Probably without a parachute.