I find it incredible the very first conversation wasn't

"How about Peter Mandel...."

"No! Are you nuts?"

I mean, the thinking might have been sending a maniac to deal with a maniac, but Trump ain't Simon Phoenix.

The thing is this. Mandelson had form for being less than honest about things. Wasn't that enough for someone to say "I don't flipping think so" the millisecond his name was brought up? It shouldn't have even got as far as the vetting stage.

Someone's been watching Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down in one sitting, and is now terrified.

Yeah, because all we have to do is say "Yep, OK let's start now" and it'll be flowing in by the time EastEnders comes on later. Nothing to do with the fact that we probably don't have the infrastructure anymore to deal with it.

Deluded spunktrumpet.

"Dad, are we going to Disneyland?"

"Somewhere even better kids! Sleaford!"

WELP

a man in a red and gold sweater is standing on a stage with his arms outstretched .. ALT: a man in a red and gold sweater is standing on a stage with his arms outstretched ..

I suspect Lord Haw Haw and his acolytes are foaming at the mouth at the moment.

1. Orban loses
2. Government says we're not having anything to do with the Trump blockade
3. Guardian claims "Britain could adopt single market rules without MPs vote"

I would say send him to Clacton, but he's probably got more chance of meeting you know who if he stays in Washington.

Well, that was fun.

#itfc

I would also think we don't have the infrastructure to cope with that much storage any more.

That also seems to give the false impression that even if Miliband this second said "Oh, alright then, off you go" we'd be be fully stocked up with the stuff by the time Final Score comes on.

"Corporate wants you to find the difference etc etc etc"

I must admit I didn't have yelling "Go on your Holiness, deck the orange fucker!" on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are.

Of course Germany lost, and to this day, every German only speaks English, French, or Russian. Obviously.

Bollockbrained twat.

Pipe down Jake, you fuckstick. #lbc

Barbra Streisand suddenly wondering why she's trending everywhere.

Frankly, if I was married to Vance, I'd be jumping out of a plane.

Probably without a parachute.

I'm sure Chuck Schumer is writing a *really* angry letter as we speak. That'll sort it.

Got to go to stupid work because stupid Trump didn't blow up the stupid world. (Sulks)

How long we giving it until we get the Iranian response of "Eh? What agreement?"

One teensy weensy point.

I don't see the word "Israel" in that statement.

Aw nuts, that means I've still got to go to work in the morning.

Same time in two weeks, lads?