He’s gonna get sunburn!!

Damn broah, looks fluffy as hell!

I am on pins and needles.

I am beyond jealous. How is the rice? Fluffy as hell? I’m betting it’s fluffy as hell.

My ears are burning.

Enterprise S01:E22, Vox Sola (2002)

A screenshot of an episode of the American dramadey Gilmore Girls. Rory Gilmore is on a landline phone talking to her mother and asks ,“So how’s World War III going?”

Not great, Rory.

YouTube seems to think I’m crazy about Japanese stationary and I have heard good things about the Pentel Orenz, available in 0.5, 0.3, and 0.2 mm.

Nintendo Music phone notification that reads: how about flying off into space with Mario?

Hey dipshit,

“I hope we see the Supergirl trailer”.

The Mario movie is about nothing so hard.

Like —
Be about something!?
Anything!?

Mario.
Mario.
Mario!
I just can’t with you right now.

And of course there is the Amazon and Leto of it all…

I don’t think I can watch this new Masters of the Universe movie in good conscience. Allison Brie’s costume is far from hot as hell and there’s no Orko.

Gotta stock up on Dilly Bars.

Thought

Why didn’t they call it *NEW* Super Mario Bros. Movie?

A bird shit in the palm of my hand.
AMA.

This is what happened to the Miku who can’t sing.

I have discovered a new, compact, space saving way to fold and put away my underpants, ladies…

It happened again.

hell. yeah.

Damn, I’m usually on top of these kinds of things.

“... AND, MARGARET?”

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