An image from the BuzzFeed parody website Clickhole. The text reads: "Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say, 'Try Not To Cum,' but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design." —Shigeru Miyamoto On his revolutionary career at Nintendo
He’s gonna get sunburn!!
Damn broah, looks fluffy as hell!
I am on pins and needles.
I am beyond jealous. How is the rice? Fluffy as hell? I’m betting it’s fluffy as hell.
My ears are burning.
Enterprise S01:E22, Vox Sola (2002)
A screenshot of an episode of the American dramadey Gilmore Girls. Rory Gilmore is on a landline phone talking to her mother and asks ,“So how’s World War III going?”
Not great, Rory.
YouTube seems to think I’m crazy about Japanese stationary and I have heard good things about the Pentel Orenz, available in 0.5, 0.3, and 0.2 mm.
A scene from S08:E14 of The Simpsons, The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Homer’s nerd friends college are at a Q&A. Text has been added that reads “IS THE SHORT LIVED ANIMATED SERIES THAT AIRED ON THE NOW DEFUNCT G4 NETWORK CONSIDERED CANNON?”
Nintendo Music phone notification that reads: how about flying off into space with Mario?
Hey dipshit,
“I hope we see the Supergirl trailer”.
The Mario movie is about nothing so hard.
Like —
Be about something!?
Anything!?
Mario.
Mario.
Mario!
I just can’t with you right now.
And of course there is the Amazon and Leto of it all…
I don’t think I can watch this new Masters of the Universe movie in good conscience. Allison Brie’s costume is far from hot as hell and there’s no Orko.
Gotta stock up on Dilly Bars.
That would turn a person into a Tome Reader!
Thought
A grey/black tabby with white paws, bib, and tummy stretches out on a white throw blanket.
On the couch in my living room Kristofferson sleeps, dreaming.
Why didn’t they call it *NEW* Super Mario Bros. Movie?
A bird shit in the palm of my hand.
AMA.
This is what happened to the Miku who can’t sing.
I have discovered a new, compact, space saving way to fold and put away my underpants, ladies…
It happened again.