I’m enjoying Everton not being shit at the minute

3-2 flattered then I think, we could have been 5 up realistically, but a great shift and 3 points is 3 points

Does anyone else feel they live in a perpetual state of anxiety with the blues these days?
No coincidence I drink more and I’m more of a fat bastard the shitter we’ve got

Bramley Moore for a pint tonight!

Assuming there will be a new guy any time soon. I do feel we’re just too negative to see the best from our attacking players

So they keep saying this wasn’t a red card, but if that doesn’t have the potential to break a leg I don’t know what does!

Accidental it might have been but it was also reckless.

When we signed him, I was saying he’d done sound in my dream team for the last couple of years, so I wasn’t unhappy.

What were Harrison’s stats like before his time with us?
Just thinking that since we have played him mostly on the right, that might be skewing his figure if you see what I mean?

Dyche just bores me now. Whether it’s him talking or his football. It’s all just dull.

Completely agree with that

There’s a certain level of peace I’m getting from opening this up and not being frightened about what’s going to pop up on my screen & make me look like a sex pest