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Posts by Josh Allenberg, Esq.
An Apple marketing executive just had the best orgasm of their life
Oh man, I remember when the Deid was being built in 2003.
Cats man, istg
I bet the bees like my yard. I haven’t used a chemical on my yard since I moved here in 2018.
If you dated someone briefly about 25 years ago who mailed you one of their prom pictures with two childhood friends per the caption on the back, would you try to track them down and return it?
(I am doing this)
I remember when this was my life.
Cleaning out old storage and found my law school blue book
Loved this guy as a teenager. Had multiples of his rookie cards.
“Sway” by Bic Runga in American Pie
I haven’t been at the NSA since 2005 but I think OPSEC is still a thing, right?
@kylied87.bsky.social great days ❤️
76th Street is incredible
Finishing a re-watch of Season 7 of Mad Men. The writing is every bit as good as the earlier seasons.
There’s at least 2 I know in local politics and those names go to the grave until they’re public about it.
Lowe, clearly: you gotta be fucking kidding me
I never pictured having adult years until my 40s.
Happiness isn’t feeling happy all the time. It’s feeling the entire range of emotions, healthily.
As such, follow the Jimmy V model. If you laugh, think, and cry in the same day, everyday? You really do have something special. Watching that speech play over and over was formative in adolescence.
Beautiful night for women’s soccer
I’ve been huge into his new album
Between RAYE and Olivia Dean, there’s a lot of beautiful music being made. Just heard Nectar Woode and that was amazing.
@lucyinpgh.bsky.social just now: the moon is the moon.
HUGE IF TRUE
After Columbia, this is awesome and immense relief
Days I get to see @kylied87.bsky.social are good days.
Honeypots alive and well in 2026. Women really can solve most any problem.
Can confirm. ✨🌈🦄