❤️😂

It is! Rule the world together?

you see this, do it!

-name: Dave
-pronouns: he/him
-height: 6’1”
-sexuality: Gaaaay
-sign: Aries (I’m in charge)
-piercings: 1
-tattoos: 0
-fav color: Dark blue
-fav drink: Red wine or Negroni
-fav animal: Lions
-mbti: ESTJ

People who use nicotine pouches and then leave them in glasses in pubs/bars need to get in the bin 🚮

Warning: if your name is David, you won’t survive a horror movie A survey has revealed the most likely characters to be killed off before the end credits. Actors would be ill-advised to take on any Davids, Hollys or Dicks

Well at least I wouldn’t have to endure the whole bloody movie.

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...

Sex 20 times a week? New study identifies four types of romantic lover Australian research is ‘first to empirically show that we don’t all love the same’, lead author says

20 times a week? I haven’t blown my nose since Wednesday!

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

😂😂😂

“I wouldn’t trust you with a water biscuit!”

😂🤣

#EastEnders

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

Thank you @hughsmithsonwright.bsky.social for the wonderful and not-at-all phallic Valentine’s Day present 🥰❤️

This was just brilliant, loved it.

😂

Exactly! 🧈

Thank you! Have to finish the one I made a couple of days ago before I can cut into this one 😂

😍😍

More bread!
I’m evidently going through something.

You won’t be disappointed.

Congrats Jon 👍

Congratulations! 👏

J'ai cherché

open.spotify.com/track/1lzRxw...

Never get bored of it! 🥳

Get Over You Sophie Ellis-Bextor · Read My Lips (Deluxe Version) · Song · 2002

I may have inserted some absolute bops into my pub playlist

open.spotify.com/track/0r8U4M...

Post a picture of you from last February. No cheating.

👏👏👏

YUM

We've been trying to point out how the "Gender Critical" movement is pro Trump and anti feminist for YEARS

They've FINALLY given up trying to hide it

Introduce yourself as a TV character

“Pleased with yourself?”

“Yeah, mildly entertained.”

#EastEnders

Crispy Bacon Bernie 😂

#EastEnders