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Damn, xcel energy got hands

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Dallas Turner INT in drop coverage Hunter could never

BOOM ROASTED

I wonder when Chappell Roan wrote "Hot to Go" if she pictured my 3-year-old son belting it out in a public bathroom while I wiped his ass.

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Dam Cambell giving red zone touches to offensive lineman during the first week of fantasy playoffs I hope he twists his ankle.

The Three Graces, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636, 📸 by @ethanmmcdowell

read that as “stamp collecting” for some reason

A colorful chart of Taylor Swifts 1989 outfits on the Eras tour

this grid not being completed is the loss of my life

I know it will fade eventually, as all my hyperfixations do, but holy hell Balatro has me in a stranglehold right now. It’s so fun.

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone

a pie chart labeled “interest paid year to date.” 87% of the chart is light blue and represents interest, with a dollar amount of $5,478.83. 13% of the chart is dark blue and represents principal, with a dollar amount of $816.09.

I know this is how mortgages work at the beginning but I'm still annoyed about it

This made me genuinely and fully laugh out loud, thank you

“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer

Eating spam and ramen and feeling my arteries nudge just a tiny bit tighter

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The PAW patrol are fascists. Ryder should be in prison.

I never want the #1 pick in fantasy football again

Ska is good, actually.

Rare but also only a year ago igami

It’s cool with me if YOU want pickles on your burger, but you should have to ask for it. It shouldn’t be the default.

a store front with a sign that says pork rinds to terrier ALT: a store front with a sign that says pork rinds to terrier

Related: my favorite scene in Dumb and Dumber was Jim Carrey taking advantage of knowing these two guys couldn’t respond for exactly that reason. Created an incredible moment.

that was a very fun #Vikings win. nervy, but fun. 10-2 is crazy.

miscounted the damage from the time eater and just lost a two hour Watcher run with probably my strongest deck I’ve ever made and I’m genuinely distraught #slaythespire

Loved that aspect of the dungeons and dragons movie! Still annoyed we don’t have more of them

There was a mac and cheese recipe that went viral on TikTok that called for a full pound of colby jack. It was also almost impossible to find cavatappi pasta because of the trend.

Got to do the toddler dad equivalent of sleeping in (provide for basic needs then turn on bluey and lay down for another hour).
Then a fat latte and a piece of pumpkin pie to get the ball rolling, and since then Eli and I have enjoyed a day-after feast of leftovers. Jehovah Jireh.