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Posts by ProFeshAndrew

I hate this man with every fiber of my being.

13 hours ago 1599 95 19 1

Best ONN in months at least.

11 hours ago 3576 419 61 13
Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. 
First frame: 
Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" 
Right side of  frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." 
Second frame: 
The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak.
The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

16 hours ago 3387 939 3 25

Pete Hegseth does not have a Ranger tab. I'm trying to find a way to express the comically preposterous nature of this to non-Army people and my brain keeps shorting out.

Imagine a non-doctor taking over HHS and then revoking the medical degrees of distinguished physicians. Something like that.

17 hours ago 67 19 7 0

I like Sojiro, he gave me a place to stay and work at while I was quietly seducing my homeroom teacher, an alcoholic reporter, and a goth back alley doctor who had me drugged up all at the same time.

18 hours ago 4 1 0 0

Republicans would rather exacerbate their own gas shortage crisis than share space in a tube with brown people...

19 hours ago 5 2 0 0

SNAP card declined at the register at Walmart… 🥲 I had some money left on it but it wouldn’t even take out the difference. Paid out of pocket in the end and it hurt. Any sales or support on Ko-fi would really help.

19 hours ago 48 54 5 1
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Here's my mom's persona, Lisa's witchblade form, and I remember that my anatomy isn't still that good back in 2022

#OC #OriginalCharacter #witchblade #animegirl #AnimeArt #DigitalArt #illustration #art #MyArt

1 week ago 10 4 2 0
An Anubis girl themed OC

An Anubis girl themed OC

I might have an Anubis character now because I'm doing a concept art thing...

Posting because I have a friend that is silently judging me for not wanting to post lately.

#oc

23 hours ago 289 52 10 0
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Empire collapse

23 hours ago 433 73 11 2
It's 4/20! Let me remind you why marijuana was criminalized to begin with: 

"We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or blacks, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”

- John Erlichman, senior advisor to Nixon

It's 4/20! Let me remind you why marijuana was criminalized to begin with: "We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or blacks, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.” - John Erlichman, senior advisor to Nixon

Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate!

1 day ago 178 100 6 3

GTA V was the most profitable media launch in history. Last I checked, it had made Rockstar $5 billion, leaving Avatar and Avengers in the dust.

And they fired all their unionised staff. Nah.

1 day ago 14 7 0 0

How many fucking “godfathers of AI” are there, and why do none of them talk about the actual realities of LLMs? Grifters galore

1 day ago 951 72 40 3

pretty much spent the last decade writing books about this lol

1 day ago 106 18 1 0

Saying "no man, you don't get to win this time" to evil people who have the power of the entire corrupt government behind them has to feel pretty fucking good

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Yuri Discount (until May 31)

Until the end of May I will offer a discount on Yuri Couples.

What this means that I will not charge for an additional character (because you cant Yuri with only one person)

Wholesome or steamy is fine.

Commission info here: artistree.io/majinsfw

1 day ago 140 36 1 0

I think this puts the cultural cart before the economic horse. You have a generation that has stagnated due to neoliberal policies and repeated recessions, you get a stunted generation and industry pandering to them. You have a monopolized media market, you get safe, lowest common denominator media.

1 day ago 32 7 1 0
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

1 day ago 22987 4323 149 137
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1 day ago 28 23 3 1
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yes i'm going to be bad and not engage with the video because it's obvious bait, but the idea that somehow this is limited to disney adults is kinda silly.

1 day ago 9 1 3 0

I think we're living through a kind of cultural rapid evolution where half of us have improved ourselves in a fundamental way but the other half wants to stay super bigoted and selfish.

2 days ago 4 1 1 0

A gathering of pulp fiction adventurer types has gathered on an ocean liner to enjoy a few days at sea after a particularly challenging year, on their way back to their headquarters in New York.

Unbeknownst to them, there is a special cargo within the bowels of the steel leviathan...

A DRACULA.

2 days ago 76 13 8 2

Another writer shared this m answer from legendary Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder & I’m sharing it as well. I read this interview when I was on Rick & Morty & every single thing I’ve written since then (comics, movies, TV, whatever) like this. Frankly its the only way to write imo

2 days ago 346 107 8 9
Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

1 year ago 3793 1422 15 50
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

2 days ago 6828 1363 27 80

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

2 days ago 35037 8067 698 403
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Be frustrated, be pissed, about the fact you're not great at emotional regulation or managing your money or being on time or whatever. You get to have feelings about it all.

And: give yourself credit & grace for the fact you're working on it. You DON'T deserve to be punished.

2 days ago 82 20 0 1

yes:

its better to be Terrible than not being anything at all.

2 days ago 21 4 0 0

I've been thinking about the backlash Marie Kondo got and I think part of it was not just that she was saying "buy less shit" she was explicitly say "only buy what actually makes you happy" and in a nation of conspicuous consumption it pissed people off.

2 days ago 2508 299 64 30

jim continuing with roles where he is magically resurrected

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