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Posts by Slater Phudles

They're just worse marshmallows

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Not me putting the easter peeps where they belong (the garbage can)
(Peeps are the worst candy on god)

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I think we must all appreciate the best easter bunny this weekend.

I will be taking no questions.

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A large part of me wants to give dating another go, but I struggle with the idea of even opening the door to put that level of trust in somebody again.

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ONE OF US

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The irony of straightening out the pride flag is palpable

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Yes. Always.

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Cheest cboyrires sent me

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Take care of yourself!

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This is not me, but it's definitely my gender

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Q: Why do you like being a skunk?

A: I would say it captures a lot of esoteric melancholies whilst also being adorably fluffy.

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*Points to tail*

Have you ever wanted to be able to cuddle yourself for comfort? *Pats it* This baby can handle so much crying yourself to sleep.

🎨 @kendraws.art

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Chuck Norris didn't die, he chose to enter the afterlife.

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Thai energy drinks are goated

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@grain.bsky.social always has the drip

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please share 🥺🥺🥺

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Abstract marker sketch

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I don't like to shill for chains but gahd dayumn the chocolate chip-banana bread donuts at Timmy's are yummy

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So much love in one little ferret. Ozz and I will miss you, little buddy. I hope you have plenty of bottles to play with on your next adventure.

Ché, the Ferret October 3, 2024 - February 22, 2026

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Che's still not doing well. Not sure how long he has left. I'm really scared for what's to come.

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Ché Update: He's been prescribed a painkiller just to be safe. CBC blood test indicates that he's fighting some nonspecific infection. Still eating eagerly and the doc seemed fairly optimistic about his prognosis given that fact. Fingers crossed for him to start feeling better soon!

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Ché update: at the vet again for a 48 hour check-in. His willingness to move seems to be dependent on whether his fever is high or low. Still eagerly eating, but his strength has not returned.

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Bugs Bunny is a genderfluid / genderqueer icon.

I will not be taking questions.

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Aquatifur sounds like a vibe. All of my friends who go to it say it's their favorite

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Good vibes needed. Currently at the emergency vet with my ferret, Ché, for the second day in a row.

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The 2026 Motor City Furry and Volleyball Karen Crashout Convention is brought to you by Faygo. We make Faygo. But you make Detroit Pop.

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I love playing a kobold in D&D.

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Snowshoeing and skiing in the same weekend was a mistake.

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Burn The Short Fuse, by Dioptase 8 track album

Ohhhh yeah it’s Bandcamp Friday!!! Wow!! I put my second album out a lil over a year ago (wtf) and I still have plenty of CD copies for all you physical media nerds like me. NOW IS THE DAY IF U WANT ONE hooray <3 dioptase.bandcamp.com/album/burn-t...

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