The CEO of a private equity firm bought the Celtics, so in 5 years, I’m excited to see the Celtics go bankrupt, be sold and then a Spirit Halloween will be placed in the Garden.

Where exactly does Spirit Halloween fit into this Big Short 2: Private Equity Boogaloo?

always wild to me that this administration got rid of DEI initiatives but they have aN autistic, drug- addicted furry with three baby mamas from South Africa shadow running the government and he is wildly unqualified.

Running the country like a company is a great idea when you look at great business models like Sears, Enron, and Blockbuster.

Polyamory is much like communism: only good when lesbians do it.

Had a wedgie from cooter to tooter tonight. Rough out here

Smiled earlier and lowkey scared myself. Smiling is NOT for me. Too many teeth. Too straight.

Gonna start saying politically spicy things into any and all recording devices and then immediately start reading my screenplay out loud. Really just fuck with my FBI agent knowing that this talent will probably be wasted doing standup

Hate when I’m eating food and then I get hit with just a wave of intense sadness. Like damn even leftover chicken saltimbocca cant fix this mess.

Theres a 28g protein drinkable shot and in concept that is nice but in execution, you’d need to leave me alone until that nuclear protein fart bomb was defused.

my autistic stim is punching antisemites. Preemptive thanks for understanding and defending me.

ChatGPT is down? I actually learned how to write at a sixth grade level so I’m not worried

if the current administration tries to get rid of gender affirming care, there goes Zuck’s lil gold chain and jujitsu classes