Dear The Badness (pejorative),

I am sorry, but everyone is in fact now stuck exactly where they are. I have locked it in.

Warmly,
The Universe

Where are you? It's like full-on summer there!

If only they knew the difference...

This is the single best endorsement of the Twin Cities i can think of. "Full of the nicest people on earth who tell nazis to kill themselves right to their fascist faces"

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Sitting in my living room listening to the rain and thunder outside, with my purr machine on my chest.

Has Mr. Otto helped you with his purrs?

Also, I've never felt more politically homeless.

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

#cats

Ça fait deux d'entre nous.

Also, your 30-mile daily round trip bike commute explains (I'm sure only partially) why there's not an ounce of fat on your body...

Nice when that happens. Somehow it always feels like any direction I'm heading I'm riding into the wind.🌬

It's like the proverbial "walked to school uphill both ways" except it's wind and it's real.

I can see your belly button lint. 😊

Same here... not too far away from you, in the Driftless Area. (Assuming you bike to work...)

A perfect comparison of how specialized their beaks are.

Including cancer research for kids.

Total dirt bags.

This.

This is Milka. She'll get around to chasing her tail eventually. But for now she is just getting to know it. 12/10 (TT: milka_collie5)

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

If 2026 was a car.

More like all torso.

A Tufted Titmouse looking cute in a dewdrop shape.

Lacks illustrative photo.

I love that you have boardgames.

Wordle 1,746 1/6

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First Wordle in 1. And on an unusual word I've never led with that just popped into my head at random.

Dans le Marais?

Is anyone still in touch with their MAGA friends and relatives at this point? 😭

They'd get away with it anyway on some technicality that ICE agents aren't "troops".

😻😻😻

How do you know he's strait. Did you ask? Did he tell you?

Prouvez-le.